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  1. Nothing said, "I'm kicking 1987's ass" quite like a boomerang antenna on the back of your car. 24 minutes ago from web
  2. Hi, France. (if you don't say 'hi' to them every once in a while, they get all pissy) about 2 hours ago from web
  3. "You were working as a night nurse at an AIDS care clinic, when I met you." (Human League first drafts) about 2 hours ago from web
  4. Just once I'd like to give myself that 'serial-killer-about-to-move-to-a-new-town' haircut in the mirror. about 5 hours ago from web
  5. The word 'wonderful' can now be uttered only by those over 60. Plan accordingly. about 7 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Men are ageless. Women are 43. about 22 hours ago from Echofon
  7. Dude, I just totally 'stuffed the grape' in that chick down the hall. (Guy with Small Dick Boast) 3:37 PM Nov 26th from web
  8. If I take another dollop, I'll have 22% of the table's mashed potatoes. (Asian Thanksgiving Inner Thoughts) 11:54 AM Nov 26th from web
  9. Time is kicking the shit out of Pam Oliver. 11:25 AM Nov 26th from web
  10. "Dark meat is way better." (Remarks That Start Fights at Southern Thanksgiving Dinners #8) 10:38 AM Nov 26th from web
  11. "Well, if I can't get a giant red bow, we're done here." (Lexus Deal-breakers) 10:12 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. "What are you thankful for, terrible actress from Caddyshack?" "T'anks for nuttin'!" "Oh, come on, terrible actress from Caddyshack." 9:47 AM Nov 26th from web
  13. Underoos may have shone too bright a spotlight on children's under things. 2:25 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  14. Puerto Ricans of the world: Please direct any and all questions to Carlos Baerga. He is now your king. 9:22 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. Caribbean bronze medalists might be gay because they came in 'turd place'. 8:04 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. "Hang on, let me just tie the sleeves of my denim shirt around my waist, then we can ska-doodle." (90's mom tweet) 4:53 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. I may be at my happiest while watching 'this baseball team is getting better' montages. 4:00 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. Remember when rap stars and athletes got tv's in their bathrooms and we laughed? Well, fuck us, cuz they were right to do that. 3:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. Nothing says, "I'm trending in the wrong direction" like a button down short sleeve shirt. 1:30 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  20. Steinbeck's Tale of Antibiotic Pioneers: 'Of Erythromycin Men'. 12:13 PM Nov 25th from web