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  1. Http://toptwitsblog.com is logging all of the best celebrity tweets! Check it out, or follow us @TopTwitsBlog plz?thx.
  2. If it's illegal to beat children, right? Because it seems every family on wifeswap and supernanny beat their kids. #flumusings
  3. Yay mama! RT @thecomicscomic The art of comedy: Mama Spell draws up the NYC comedy scene in new gallery exhibition http://bit.ly/20M45t
  4. Suffering from the old school flu at home on this Saturday night. Taking viewing sugguestions. I've sunken to watching supernanny.
  5. steven tyler has quit aerosmith! perfect replacement? kim zolciak from atlanta housewives. what a set of pipes. (via @BrandonTSnider)
  6. I'm at the Tea Lounge writing .. Technically I'm procrastinating.
  7. @missckc I'm meeting up with a writing group for that today in park slope. Message me your email if you wanna join.
  8. @urbanblight I saw a couple sexy cats on the subway from my balcony. Those were some pretty shamed kitties.
  9. I'm being really productive today. Who knew waking up drunk would be so motivating?
  10. I'd go as something sexy for Halloween, but isn't the point of Halloween to dress up differently?
  11. @urbanblight you know there are giant candy bars full on the 2nd floor Right? ... Don't expect to find any Snickers. #happyhalloween
  12. @lovelanewest friends don't meet friends at midtown bars ... Unless these friends are from long island, and if so, why are you with my pals?
  13. Our new album on sales @ iTunes http://bit.ly/2Ujq3P (via @chriscoluzzi)- finally the Jew metal genre hits! Check it out!!!
  14. More Follow Friday peeps: @BrandonTSnider, @soce2, @kevin_tor, @toptwitsblog, @screening_room, @shopping_list
  15. This follow friday, I highly recommed the one and only @officialTila, who has such great phrases as "Fuck Yo Couch!!!" http://bit.ly/3etG1x
  16. My fellow editors have gone nuts with the Halloween decorations, there's a smoke machine to boot. http://twitpic.com/ned9e
  17. My TV & Movie newsletter for About.com comes out soon get it! http://talk.about.com and sign up for the shopping list while ur there
  18. Dear kids pushing each other all over and into the N train, You make me want to get my tubes tied.
  19. @jess_richardson I'm guessing his pubes have Daper Dan Pomade on them. #dondraperdong
  20. Overheard on bus: "Now that my roomates ear was cut off, and I'm in witness protection, I can finally write that L&O episode."