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  1. Don't buy the turtle. Don't buy the turtle. Don't buy the turtle!2:10 PM Nov 8th from txt
  2. Mr. Dressup's Tickle Trunk. This guy knows what I'm talking about,11:58 AM Nov 7th from web
  3. If anyone needs me, I'll be blasting "This Side of Hell" in my room for the next few days.9:17 PM Nov 4th from txt
  4. When is Opening Day? I miss baseball.9:09 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  5. Did you guys hear? Jeter is retiring!Hahaha, no, but you should have seen your face. And your tears.9:02 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  6. Johnny Damon looks like an easter island head. what? I'm not bitter.8:58 PM Nov 4th from txt
  7. eff8:54 PM Nov 4th from txt
  8. I buy my salsa where the World Series is.8:36 PM Nov 4th from txt
  9. In hindsight, Bo Jackson may not have been my best Fantasy pick-up this season.12:30 PM Nov 1st from txt
  10. There are no slutty nurses at this Halloween party, & these girls all wore the same sashes. No, I would not like a box of delicious cookies.5:52 PM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  11. New rule: if you leave potato chips in a big bowl, and they look regular, but are in fact some strange flavor, put a fucking sign on it!11:18 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  12. I don't think thermometers are supposed to vibrate like this.7:56 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter
  13. Feel like swine.7:15 AM Oct 27th from txt
  14. An ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN CONCERT!!!!!8:24 PM Oct 26th from txt
  15. This Dora bitch is on my last nerve.9:05 AM Oct 26th from txt
  16. So wait... What you're saying is not only are they zombies, but they are also, in-fact, strippers?No, no... I'm in.9:16 PM Oct 25th from UberTwitter
  17. Cubs win! Cubs win! Haha, no... Just kidding. Remember when that happened?8:02 PM Oct 25th from txt
  18. Over-heard: are you 'overhearding' everything?8:33 PM Oct 24th from txt
  19. It's getting so difficult to type anymore. I think my car needs an alignment.6:25 AM Oct 22nd from txt
  20. While escaping the swine flu, I've managed to lock my keys in my car. I'd add this to the Stupid Shit I Often Do list, but the list is full.4:34 PM Oct 17th from UberTwitter
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