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  1. I do not mean vagina shoes. about 19 hours ago from txt
  2. It's getting cold outside. Looks like I'll be needing some slippers. Kotex slippers. about 19 hours ago from txt
  3. Did you guys just see that? I think the Lions just won a football match. 1:28 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  4. I don't know the rhyme for 'beer WHILE liquor'. 9:38 PM Nov 20th from txt
  5. Don't buy the turtle. Don't buy the turtle. Don't buy the turtle! 2:10 PM Nov 8th from txt
  6. Mr. Dressup's Tickle Trunk. This guy knows what I'm talking about, 11:58 AM Nov 7th from web
  7. If anyone needs me, I'll be blasting "This Side of Hell" in my room for the next few days. 9:17 PM Nov 4th from txt
  8. When is Opening Day? I miss baseball. 9:09 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  9. Did you guys hear? Jeter is retiring!Hahaha, no, but you should have seen your face. And your tears. 9:02 PM Nov 4th from UberTwitter
  10. Johnny Damon looks like an easter island head. what? I'm not bitter. 8:58 PM Nov 4th from txt
  11. eff 8:54 PM Nov 4th from txt
  12. I buy my salsa where the World Series is. 8:36 PM Nov 4th from txt
  13. In hindsight, Bo Jackson may not have been my best Fantasy pick-up this season. 12:30 PM Nov 1st from txt
  14. There are no slutty nurses at this Halloween party, & these girls all wore the same sashes. No, I would not like a box of delicious cookies. 5:52 PM Oct 31st from UberTwitter
  15. New rule: if you leave potato chips in a big bowl, and they look regular, but are in fact some strange flavor, put a fucking sign on it! 11:18 AM Oct 30th from UberTwitter
  16. I don't think thermometers are supposed to vibrate like this. 7:56 AM Oct 27th from UberTwitter
  17. Feel like swine. 7:15 AM Oct 27th from txt
  18. An ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN CONCERT!!!!! 8:24 PM Oct 26th from txt
  19. This Dora bitch is on my last nerve. 9:05 AM Oct 26th from txt
  20. So wait... What you're saying is not only are they zombies, but they are also, in-fact, strippers?No, no... I'm in. 9:16 PM Oct 25th from UberTwitter
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