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Just finished assembling a weight bench. New Valrico record; 3 hours, 17 minutes, 26 seconds. This'll be the best 4 minutes of sleep ever.about 11 hours agofrom UberTwitter
RT @MrCowhead: My dad making linguine w/ clams...this is the equivalent of seeing Michelangelo paint the Sistine chapelabout 21 hours agofrom UberTwitter
What prompted the Grinch to steal Christmas in the first place? Carols sung by Bon Jovi.about 21 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Watching Nigella Lawson chop coriander with an ulu blade on her FN holiday show was like finding another present under the tree.8:52 AM Dec 24thfrom UberTwitter
RT @SklarBrothers: Sportscaster George Michael passed away. Who'll pull the lever to activate the highlight zone now?<Let's go to the tape.8:48 AM Dec 24thfrom UberTwitter
Called Son O' Stew home for stir-fry dinner. He came in patting his belly. "I'm stuffed from steak & lobster" at a friend's. Such a life.6:08 PM Dec 23rdfrom UberTwitter