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  1. Do they really need to put "Pizza For One" on the box? Maybe I have many friends with tiny appetites.
  2. @PScanlan Wasn't the party at 4?
  3. FTW http://inaproductionof.blog...
  4. @wolfeyes Thanks! They're Grado SR125. The quality's awesome. Highly recommended, unless you're planning on using them in a library.
  5. @PScanlan Unfortunately, you've spoken to your neighbors at some point in time, and you're averse to the idea of police entering your home.
  6. @texburgher A tweet about engineers and cats = http://bit.ly/Yx5KF
  7. WTB Wireless Headsets http://bit.ly/cc91L
  8. Has anyone else noticed the birds being particularly poopful lately? My car looks like a ladybug with a rash.
  9. Milk crates make empty threats.
  10. T-Shirt Hell, thou knowest me too well. http://bit.ly/2V6q5D
  11. It appears free tickets to @VirginFestival were the worst idea ever. Way to support the ticket resale industry, guys.
  12. @samtempchin Tears and cosmos something something because women are useless in business.
  13. @JohnCleese When are chocolate biscuits NOT in order?
  14. Is there blocking notation for motorboating?
  15. @kindablue I've only encountered it since switching away from Windows. First to Linux, then to Mac.
  16. Why would a company limit their online job application to Internet Explorer? That's like saying, "No, we don't need computer literacy here."
  17. @Stepfamily Thanks! Define "work". I mostly "play".
  18. @giantspatula If you have a call tomorrow, too, it's almost not worth coming home. Sunday buses are a myth.
  19. @samtempchin Your subconscious apparently is missing the science. Remember science? I haven't done science in 4 years...or math....or books.
  20. @hijabihipster Thanks, Layla! Appreciate it.