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  1. "... further acts of vegetable oppression would indeed come to pass" Oh, and @michelehumes is there too? Killing me with the awesome. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. "It’s not going to get harder, pal, so relax." http://is.gd/52iem Nobody told me that Sam Sifton's made the DJ awesome again! Resubscribed! about 4 hours ago from web
  3. And yet! There I am cheering on some dude in Iceland checking out the Snickerdoodles recipe, "Do it! You know you wanna! You will ást them!" 4:19 PM Nov 22nd from web
  4. Husb signed SK up for service that culls a freakish amt of reader info. I'm kinda horrified, think we live in the Too Much Information Age. 4:19 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Fawned over the City Bakery's pumpkin pie for 3wks before caving. Um, half-raw, too sweet and very one-note. Must I make everything myself?! 6:35 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. Checking "Don't add me to email mailings" boxes seems about as effective as seat cushion flotation devices in the event of a plane crash. 10:21 AM Nov 13th from web
  7. Can't I just devote my Twitter stream to an @Evany "OMG! Me too!"-fest? http://is.gd/4Trxh The sheet corner! http://is.gd/4TrAC The mop! Gah 8:11 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. I've mistaken a cab's meter, a power saw and! and! just now a small whistling noise in my right nostril for the baby starting to cry. 2:49 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. Is there a name for the post-traumatic-sleep-interrupted new parent disorder that causes random noises to sound like your baby is crying? 2:23 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. I am going to patent a spoon that is really a small rubber bowl scraper for an ice cream dish, then quit my job so I can count my $ all day. 6:44 PM Nov 6th from web
  11. My kid slept five hours! In a row! Unfortunately, it was yesterday and I wasted it watching the Yankees be awesome. Can I have it back now? 2:03 PM Nov 5th from web
  12. Damn you, Baby Gap with your teacup toggle coats and tiny trapper hats. Oy, and INFANT FISHERMAN SWEATERS. I think I just blew an ovary. 12:51 PM Nov 3rd from web
  13. Oh and no, my god, we didn't pay that hospital tab in full. We owed a copay of $99.99, but rounded up to $100 because he's so freaking cute. 11:18 AM Nov 3rd from web
  14. Ha. No, I will not be taking part in NaBloPoMo this year. I'm replacing it with NaBloPantsMo: If I get dressed every day in November, I win! 10:59 AM Nov 3rd from web
  15. Heh, file that under "unintentional 140 character labor stories". But I omitted the part where I tried to make out w/the anesthesiologist. 8:00 PM Nov 1st from web
  16. Hospital tab: $32,404. How sad is it that this seems low to me, you know, given the whole 51 hr induction/emergency section/6day stay thing? 7:51 PM Nov 1st from web
  17. Other things that make me feel like a stranger among countrymen: Don't love burgers. Do love full-fat dairy products. Roll my eyes at bacon. 6:26 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. Think I might be the only person in America not currently cutting something (wheat, eggs, dairy, corn) out of my diet. Oh wait, CRACK! Phew. 5:25 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. The park today is an awesome mix of old dudes arguing about what went wrong in the Bronx last night and heavy-petting teens, cutting school. 10:09 AM Oct 29th from Twitterrific
  20. Have accidentally worn a brown dress, tights, boots and jacket. I'm pretty much one halo shy of going as "Holy Shit" for Halloween again. 8:19 AM Oct 29th from web