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  1. "... further acts of vegetable oppression would indeed come to pass" Oh, and @michelehumes is there too? Killing me with the awesome.
  2. "It’s not going to get harder, pal, so relax." http://is.gd/52iem Nobody told me that Sam Sifton's made the DJ awesome again! Resubscribed!
  3. And yet! There I am cheering on some dude in Iceland checking out the Snickerdoodles recipe, "Do it! You know you wanna! You will ást them!"
  4. Husb signed SK up for service that culls a freakish amt of reader info. I'm kinda horrified, think we live in the Too Much Information Age.
  5. Fawned over the City Bakery's pumpkin pie for 3wks before caving. Um, half-raw, too sweet and very one-note. Must I make everything myself?!
  6. Checking "Don't add me to email mailings" boxes seems about as effective as seat cushion flotation devices in the event of a plane crash.
  7. Can't I just devote my Twitter stream to an @Evany "OMG! Me too!"-fest? http://is.gd/4Trxh The sheet corner! http://is.gd/4TrAC The mop! Gah
  8. I've mistaken a cab's meter, a power saw and! and! just now a small whistling noise in my right nostril for the baby starting to cry.
  9. Is there a name for the post-traumatic-sleep-interrupted new parent disorder that causes random noises to sound like your baby is crying?
  10. I am going to patent a spoon that is really a small rubber bowl scraper for an ice cream dish, then quit my job so I can count my $ all day.
  11. My kid slept five hours! In a row! Unfortunately, it was yesterday and I wasted it watching the Yankees be awesome. Can I have it back now?
  12. Damn you, Baby Gap with your teacup toggle coats and tiny trapper hats. Oy, and INFANT FISHERMAN SWEATERS. I think I just blew an ovary.
  13. Oh and no, my god, we didn't pay that hospital tab in full. We owed a copay of $99.99, but rounded up to $100 because he's so freaking cute.
  14. Ha. No, I will not be taking part in NaBloPoMo this year. I'm replacing it with NaBloPantsMo: If I get dressed every day in November, I win!
  15. Heh, file that under "unintentional 140 character labor stories". But I omitted the part where I tried to make out w/the anesthesiologist.
  16. Hospital tab: $32,404. How sad is it that this seems low to me, you know, given the whole 51 hr induction/emergency section/6day stay thing?
  17. Other things that make me feel like a stranger among countrymen: Don't love burgers. Do love full-fat dairy products. Roll my eyes at bacon.
  18. Think I might be the only person in America not currently cutting something (wheat, eggs, dairy, corn) out of my diet. Oh wait, CRACK! Phew.
  19. The park today is an awesome mix of old dudes arguing about what went wrong in the Bronx last night and heavy-petting teens, cutting school.
  20. Have accidentally worn a brown dress, tights, boots and jacket. I'm pretty much one halo shy of going as "Holy Shit" for Halloween again.