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  1. supposedly tiger's affair is ACTUALLY with a tool academy alumni. too brilliant.
  2. getting ready to spend my birthday eve in woodstock with the lovely andrew, who plans the best (semi-)surprises. huzzah!
  3. huzzah to weekends off and burfdays. love to all, and to all a good night.
  4. trying SO SO Hard to learn spanish, but rosetta won't give me a fuckin break
  5. @raisedinthecity @sarah_bess for reals. i keep telling nico we're going to see her namesake. despite the mismatch in spelling.
  6. @sarah_bess why can't you believe me?
  7. @sarah_bess me toooooo! see you there!!!!!
  8. @meembo what a Creepy McCreeperson
  9. hopefully that's not jinxing things. knocking on hypothetical wood.
  10. feeling like a person for the first time in a few days
  11. @josifer UNIQLO! they've got some kind of "Warm technology denim" thing going
  12. new favorite song ever. makes days better. http://bit.ly/yRjfz
  13. poor cookie monster: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/5bryan.html
  14. that says a lot about life. and about cat massage. (thanks to tobes ... hilarious)
  15. @nyccravings free vita please :)
  16. cannot wait to sleep tonight and perhaps get unsick. one of my great dreams may finally come true.....
  17. i kinda wanna get the pete yorn scarlett johanson album. does that make me a douche?
  18. i have been ill now for almost two weeks. fml. in other news, digging war on drugs: http://www.myspace.com/thewarondrugs
  19. bowerbirds... http://tiny.cc/qXrbW
  20. it sounds like planes taking off.