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  1. Let's just put it this way: Jessica Biel has never really been to Iraq. C'mon.
  2. Artist's rendering: Bradley Cooper http://yfrog.com/7hk5hj
  3. The Slow Roll stands corrected! "Streets of Blood" wasn't even directed by Irwin Winkler, it was directed by his son, Charles. Eesh squared.
  4. "Home of the Brave" made 40 grand, and its director's next film is straight to DVD. Sad: http://www.imdb.com/title/t...
  5. I have Met Dave, and I don't want a second date.
  6. NEW FACEBOOK QUIZ! "Are You The Cat in the Hat?" http://bit.ly/8ZDRt
  7. Another bad movie website I love: http://bit.ly/15onGp
  8. Artist's rendering: Tyra Banks http://yfrog.com/3wtpxuj
  9. NEW QUIZ on FACEBOOK! What bad movie are you most like? http://bit.ly/Y9nCm
  10. http://twitpic.com/b1nva - Artist's rendering: Val Kilmer and Val Kilmer
  11. I think "Nights in Rodanthe," about a man staying at a slightly creepy hotel, was actually supposed to be called "Knights Inn, Rodanthe."
  12. http://twitpic.com/awz4p - Though my plane ticket features THE SCARIEST NUMBER IN MOVIE HISTORY, I do hope we somehow stay in the air.
  13. In 1998, I soldiered through "Jack Frost," "My Giant," "Armageddon," and something called "The Odd Couple II."
  14. Movies better than "The Illusionist": "Chasing Papi" (Yes, really. SofĂ­a Vergara is so spicy!)
  15. But how exactly do I, the common man, Slow Roll? All of your questions answered! http://www.welcometotheslow...
  16. At least her body will match her face again: http://bit.ly/126H0X
  17. Chris Evans is to "Push" as Chris Klein is to "Street Fighter." Do you see how this makes Chris Evans just a leeeeeeeeetle bit better?
  18. Artist's rendering: Dakota Fanning in "Push," which, oddly, is not the Dakota Fanning rape movie. http://yfrog.com/7he12j
  19. Slow Rolling the Big Brother live feed right now and seeing some...pretty upsetting stuff. I hate you, Lydia.
  20. Artist's rendering: Chris Evans http://yfrog.com/5efw4zj