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  1. @dandanmusicman I was munching my crunchy nut cornflakes and spotted you on BBC Breakfast lurking behind Katy Perry! Hope all went well.
  2. @DanniiMinogue May I politely suggest you consider Ruth's AWESOME Purple Rain (http://bit.ly/3DfCmb) when critiquing Danyl's? x
  3. @tellybitching Not so much who wins, more who DOESN'T win (namely Danyl, Jedward, Olly, Lloyd and Joe).
  4. So, @VVbrown just Tweeted she wants to 'tell Jeremy Kyle about himself'. Hopefully through the Game Over megaphone. Right IN HIS FACE.
  5. @Chrisrubery He's NOT?!?! I hope it's shit. And I hope the judges cite Ruth as the definitive version. And I hope he cries. And goes home.
  6. Heidi's wheeling out the divorce simile. Is she just reading a decade-old Geri Halliwell press kit out loud?
  7. Currently undecided on Raditude. It's Weezer, so it's safe to say it's awesome, but exactly how awesome is, as yet, undetermined.
  8. @sarajcox Three meals a day from the Buttercup Cake Shop. Can I move in too please?
  9. Vernon Kay in talks to replace Chris Moyles on the R1 Breakfast Show? Out of the frying pan, into the latrine.
  10. Dear The World, if discussing True Blood spoilers in earshot of anyone (namely me), do keep your fucking voices down. Warm regards x
  11. @acediscovery On Eastcastle St. I'd have taken a pic but the camera on my phone is new levels of poop.
  12. Just saw the new series of The Apprentice being filmed. One looked like a twat. Another was short. Karren Brady was predictably meh.
  13. Currently reading Bad Vibes by Luke Haines and waiting for it to get good (ie. waiting for one single mention of Sleeper).
  14. If I liken Danyl to Mussolini, d'you think it might get a mention tonight? Or should I go with Pol Pot? Attila the Hun, maybe? #xfactor
  15. I don't care if Radio 1 deem it too old, or how naff it makes me. I LOVE Innocent by Stereophonics. *leafs through retirement home brochure*
  16. @nicksmith1975 There's a deli in NoHo whose name I forget, a couple of shops up from Urban Shitepeddlers. Best sandwich I ever had.
  17. Spice Girls tipped to open 2012 Olympics?! THIS MUST HAPPEN. Without sodding Boris bollocksing up the flag-waving, please.
  18. A philosophical tweet: no matter how sucky life gets, always be grateful that you're not Austin Drage.
  19. Bad Romance by Lady Gaga = Surfin' Bird for the Noughties.
  20. Guardian article on why TOTP should return: http://bit.ly/1HopSN Nothing new, yet still a wholly relevant argument. Pay attention, Auntie.