thesloppydog
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Ash tonight, in a venue that holds approximately 12 people. *readies aggro-elbows*
about 7 hours ago
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It may be just a slightly more sophisticated Bodger & Badger, but Miranda is actually rather ace. There. I said it.
about 19 hours ago
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@ Iceland could start marketing Frozen Filo Faeces and it'd still be more appetising than anything Kerry Chipshop advertised.
about 19 hours ago
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Cowell: you might raise more money for charity if its associated charity single is NOT SHIT. Just a thought.
about 20 hours ago
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Oh Calvin Harris, you truly are a world of fail.
4:39 AM Nov 15th
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@ I'm just gonna vote Stacey via red button. Although if Dannle goes, I'll get it on catch-up for schadenfreude purposes.
7:30 AM Nov 14th
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Right, it's decided. Am definitely boycotting tonight's X Factor. And NOT because I've been invited out for a friend's birthday. Honest.
4:11 AM Nov 14th
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@ Tonight! I've yet to see a single bit of publicity for it, though...
3:22 AM Nov 13th
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The first series of Beautiful People had me crying with laughter at points. Second series - do your worst.
2:26 AM Nov 13th
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Leona's off on tour, then. That'll provide some interesting 'tween-song banter. *entire arena falls asleep, Flashforward-style*
5:32 AM Nov 12th
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Is Lady Gaga kinda like Jasmine from Angel, where everyone sees her as God except me who sees she's made of maggots?
2:04 AM Nov 11th
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Bill & Louise were much more fun last week than Team Ubiquitous are tonight.
1:21 PM Nov 10th
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Only five days til new Doctor Who. A world of squee. It feels like years since Planet of the Dead.
4:13 AM Nov 10th
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Oh Napster. Why are you so consistently shit now I pay for you? You were genuinely more effective as illegal file-sharing software.
4:36 AM Nov 9th
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I hate how riled up I am. Oh fuck it. Addictiv Ladies FTW!
2:28 PM Nov 8th
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@ I know you play fair, but next week slip Simon a laxative. At least it'll come out the right end rather than his mouth.
1:29 PM Nov 8th
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7 out of 10 trending topics. Everyone riled up. Guaranteed headlines. Mission accomplished, Cowell, you poisonous dollar-driven cunt.
1:19 PM Nov 8th
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The Boy Least Likely To have a new single out tomorrow. Buy it and I may not have to buss' you up.
3:39 AM Nov 8th
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Joss Stone just likened okra to snozzcumbers on Saturday Kitchen. Hehe.
2:32 AM Nov 7th
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Sean's speech on The Restaurant last night was arguably the biggest hide-behind-a-cushion, make-it-stop moment of the year.
3:13 AM Nov 6th
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