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  1. just getting off work. old people+aol+shitty dell laptop=giant waste of time. 5:02 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  2. @jimreams That would make Spring Hill the "City of Industry of Tennessee". Sorry Franklin, you are really a little more like Orange County. 4:20 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jimreams
  3. Mrs. Sarcastro's logic: the price of that new Vizio is my ass has to go to church today. Fine, as long as I can take the TV to hell with me. 5:05 AM Nov 22nd from web
  4. @sgazzetti Did you accidentally order Nabokov's Best Storybook Ever? 5:02 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to sgazzetti
  5. @sgazzetti is it the original cut or the bloated Heart of Darkness Redux? 6:17 AM Nov 20th from mobile web
  6. @cwage adonde? 10:28 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  7. when did La Paz go tits up? 10:13 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  8. It's a sad day when my kid asks me if I know @jimreams. 7:33 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. this Prisoner remake isn't very good. If you disagree, you're probably a racist. 1:38 PM Nov 16th from mobile web
  10. This garage is clean. Relatively speaking. 9:58 AM Nov 14th from mobile web
  11. It's a Nacho Jim's kinda day. 10:41 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  12. isn't 'advocacy journalism' an oxymoron? 10:25 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  13. Captain Trips is sneaking in. Will probably take tomorrow off. Nyquil coma to follow. 4:11 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  14. @brittneyg a fucking sandwich? is that hipster lingo for a three some? I'm confused. 8:02 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  15. @brittneyg what the hell is a sando? 1:56 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  16. @jimreams call it BlogWithoutHer. 1:50 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  17. @AuntB exactly. 7:44 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  18. I will spend Veteran's Day getting robbed and/or shot providing poor people with access to Bread and Circuses. Ok, just Circuses. 5:54 AM Nov 11th from mobile web
  19. computer just died. nothing backed up. 4:19 AM Nov 10th from mobile web
  20. found myself downtown wondering what the clusterfuck was. Then realized it's CMA week. So it's an All-Star Clusterfuck. 12:20 PM Nov 9th from mobile web