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  1. A large woman walked past us. B whispers "Look at that big lady." then way louder "Loook at that REALY big lady." oh i hope she didn't hear! 7:25 AM Oct 16th from web
  2. "heeey momma, i gotta go run some errands. do you need some more wine? i need some more fruit smacks..." yes. we self-medicate. 7:04 AM Aug 25th from web
  3. 'i have to take a nap now because i drive you bonkers at the store, right momma?!' umm. yes. 11:01 AM Aug 4th from web
  4. "momma, you dwive me bonkers. but i wub you anyways." 7:00 AM Jul 16th from web
  5. wow. you know you're in texas when even a bleeding heart liberal like me is getting mail from the NRA!! w.t.f. 2:37 PM Jul 8th from web
  6. "come onnnn, mother." said with disdain by my 2(!!) year old. i'm so not ready for that. 7:18 AM Jun 29th from web
  7. @damianstweet why you wanna keep her awake?! i would kill for my 2 1/2 y.o. to sleep instead of question my every move. why?! why?! why?! 4:24 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to damianstweet
  8. you know you're a parent when you're thrown onto the bed for a little *ah hm* fun... and you land on a pile of toys. ouch. 11:34 AM May 27th from web
  9. an old cowboy just offered to trade me 10 horses for my two girls. is it bad that i was tempted?! 10:32 AM May 7th from web
  10. "you're in the best!!!" love b 7:09 AM May 1st from web
  11. B: Daddy, don't pee on the carpet, ok?! me: MWAHHHHAAHHAHHAA! 3:07 PM Apr 19th from web
  12. B, after a long pause when seeing the rain said: MOMMA! it's FREAKIN raining out here! 9:32 AM Apr 18th from web
  13. B just yelled at me: 'I NOT GONNA BE CRABBY NO MORE TODAY MOMMA!' yeah. prove it! oh. and go to your room! 6:28 AM Apr 17th from web
  14. m informed me that next xmas we are just buying one present for girls and rewrapping it over and over again. hey worked with the easter eggs 11:11 AM Apr 13th from web
  15. @damianstweet sorry dude! can't be done. i have the hairyest little girls (sounds totallywrong!) and the younger one's first word was "OWW!" 10:23 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to damianstweet
  16. @sfhc21 actually, we're going to the stock show...so the blessed veggies will have to wait! 1:33 PM Apr 2nd from web in reply to sfhc21
  17. "I had a peach Bellini that blew my panties off!" Sarah I I 3:10 PM Mar 29th from mobile web
  18. b: mommy! you hurt my feeeelings! me: oh b you're fine. you'll get over it in a minute! B: MY FEELINGS ARE NOT OK YET!!! (i totally get it!) 5:29 AM Mar 25th from web
  19. @sfhc21 no. no way. absolutely not. forget it. not happening. do you understand me??!! 1:35 PM Mar 23rd from web in reply to sfhc21
  20. @sarahthe i'm losing my shit for you!!! jealous. shoulda smacked his butt though, not high-fived. come on! 5:22 AM Mar 23rd from web in reply to sarahthe