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  1. Rule No. 672: The quieter you're trying to be, the louder your stairs will creak. (via @mynameistorri) 7:00 AM Oct 17th from HootSuite
  2. Rule No. 504: If you are a homeless man in the movies, you must wear gloves with the tips of the fingers cut off. 7:00 AM Oct 16th from HootSuite
  3. Rule No. 365: Lesbians make the best breakfasts. 7:00 AM Oct 15th from HootSuite
  4. Rule No. 57: Unbuttoning the buttons on your sleeve only proves you're a show-off. 7:00 AM Oct 14th from HootSuite
  5. Rule No. 47: Avoid rhyming sexual innuendos such as "urge to merge." 7:00 AM Oct 13th from HootSuite
  6. Rule No. 876: Match all of your hardware: watch, belt, cuff links. 7:00 AM Oct 12th from HootSuite
  7. Rule No. 556: Never do anything that you'd be embarrassed explaining to a Grand Jury. (@fieryonetoo) 7:00 AM Oct 11th from HootSuite
  8. Rule No. 908: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. (via @MLostie) 7:00 AM Oct 10th from HootSuite
  9. Rule No. 55: A man whose office walls display photos of himself with celebrities is unworthy of respect. 7:00 AM Oct 9th from HootSuite
  10. Rule No. 599: The most underrated cake is carrot cake. 7:00 AM Oct 8th from HootSuite
  11. Rule No. 902: Be skeptical of the man with memorable hair. 7:00 AM Oct 7th from HootSuite
  12. Rule No. 611: If your PIN number is your birthday, you're an idiot. 7:00 AM Oct 6th from HootSuite
  13. Rule No. 42: No one should be arrested for keying a car with vanity plates. 7:00 AM Oct 5th from HootSuite
  14. Rule No. 884: Never mess with anyone sporting a tattoo on their neck. (via @jclaytor) 7:00 AM Oct 4th from HootSuite
  15. What are some of your favorite rules to live by? Mark them @therules and I'll RT the best! 10:53 AM Oct 2nd from web
  16. Rule No. 84: The proper order for undressing before a lady: jacket, tie, shoes, socks, shirt, trousers, underwear. Deviate at your own peril 7:02 AM Oct 2nd from HootSuite
  17. Rule No. 1,033: If your lawyer's e-mail address ends in hotmail.com, gmail.com, or yahoo.com, find a new lawyer. 7:00 AM Oct 1st from HootSuite
  18. Rule No. 171: It's possible to actually become dumber by watching TV newsmagazines. 7:00 AM Sep 30th from HootSuite
  19. Rule No. 198: When it comes to luggage, men don't pull. 7:00 AM Sep 29th from HootSuite
  20. Rule No. 121: No one knows what type of man looks good in a double-breasted suit. This should tell you something. 7:00 AM Sep 28th from HootSuite
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