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Rule No. 301: While there may be thirsty people in the world, it's not a valid reason to finish your date's beer before leaving a bar.about 11 hours agofrom HootSuite
Rule No. 277: Be wary of people who address their parents as "Mother" and "Father."7:00 AM Nov 25thfrom HootSuite
Rule No. 88: The slang used by teens in TV dramas is exactly 3.5 years behind actual slang.7:00 AM Nov 23rdfrom HootSuite
Rule No. 625: Husky women from former Soviet-bloc countries with a limited command of the English language make the best masseuses.7:00 AM Nov 20thfrom HootSuite
Rule No. 1,071: There is a distinct difference between the way you jumped rope in grade school and the way you should do it at the gym.7:00 AM Nov 17thfrom HootSuite
Rule No. 63: Jokes are tools, not toys. Use them sparingly and strategically, to lighten a tense mood or defuse a gathering conflict.7:00 AM Nov 10thfrom HootSuite
Rule No. 73: The only things stupider than the names of hair salons are the names people give their boats.7:00 AM Nov 9thfrom HootSuite
