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  1. Rule No. 74: There is no shame in the peanut-butter sandwich. about 17 hours ago from HootSuite
  2. Rule No. 154: Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads. 7:00 AM Nov 13th from HootSuite
  3. Rule No. 489: Chest hair will be back in style by autumn 2010. 7:00 AM Nov 12th from HootSuite
  4. Rule No. 114: The future has no buttons. 7:00 AM Nov 11th from HootSuite
  5. Rule No. 63: Jokes are tools, not toys. Use them sparingly and strategically, to lighten a tense mood or defuse a gathering conflict. 7:00 AM Nov 10th from HootSuite
  6. Rule No. 73: The only things stupider than the names of hair salons are the names people give their boats. 7:00 AM Nov 9th from HootSuite
  7. Rule No. 159: Never play cards with a man who wears a visor. 7:00 AM Nov 6th from HootSuite
  8. Rule No. 311: A man should avoid using the phrase "assume the position" on the first date. 7:00 AM Nov 5th from HootSuite
  9. Rule No. 111: There is nothing worse than a white guy who wants to be a Native American. 7:00 AM Nov 4th from HootSuite
  10. Rule No. 820: Anyone who orders a suit online deserves exactly what's coming to him. 7:00 AM Nov 3rd from HootSuite
  11. Rule No. 192: No matter how greasy the pizza is, you can't blot it with a paper towel and expect to be taken seriously. 7:01 AM Nov 2nd from HootSuite
  12. Rule No. 642: No one ever got laid by wearing a sperm costume on Halloween. 6:00 AM Oct 30th from HootSuite
  13. Rule No. 204: When wooing a woman with your musical prowess, never opt for the Jew's harp, the knee cymbals, or the lute. 6:00 AM Oct 27th from HootSuite
  14. Rule No. 630: Deep fried food is never good the next day. Especially pickles. (via @caliday) 6:00 AM Oct 25th from HootSuite
  15. Rule No. 288: When it's cold enough to wear a scarf it's time to put the flip-flops away. (via @rmorlano) 7:00 AM Oct 24th from HootSuite
  16. Rule No. 908:Locations, in descending order of earnestness: New York, Chicago, Geneva, Monaco. 7:00 AM Oct 23rd from HootSuite
  17. Rule No. 907: The least helpful clothing-care instructions are the ironing suggestions on underwear. 7:00 AM Oct 22nd from HootSuite
  18. Rule No. 472: The calla lily is the best flower. 7:01 AM Oct 21st from HootSuite
  19. Rule No. 728: Never hire a gas fitter who lacks eyebrows. (via @tommytruffle) 7:00 AM Oct 19th from HootSuite
  20. Rule No. 380: Never argue religion or politics with the intoxicated. (via @lukebourassa) 7:00 AM Oct 18th from HootSuite
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