theresamac
- @ortego Between that and the Castronaut, you seem really preoccupied with airborne animals this week.1:22 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to ortego
- I have discovered the secret to fitness: join a gym nicer than your home. Bonus weight loss if its exorbitant price cuts into food budget!10:21 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Happy 50th b-day to my mom!!!7:37 AM Jul 7th from TweetDeck
- What I learned over the holiday: It's a successful bbq if no one catches fire while grilling. Saturday: Successful. Friday: Unsuccessful!4:01 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
- @dnkevin It was ok. My dad felt bad for me and made me a breakfast sandwich. :)10:11 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Nothing like a 6am text from a client on a day off. I now know what it must be like to be an on-call doctor. I'M SAVING LIVES HERE!7:28 AM Jul 2nd from txt
- Giant girl next to me on tiny plane thinks armrest is hers. Also looks like she could be in Shannon's "Big People, Little World" show idea.5:10 PM Jul 1st from txt
- Flight to Boston delayed. Shocker.3:48 PM Jul 1st from txt
- @nickhowardmusic You're coming to DC? I'm leaving town in 10 minutes!2:20 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to nickhowardmusic
- Washington, DC: #1 in syphilis AND chlamydia. Take that, Mississippi! http://bit.ly/13sy9g12:05 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- @Surviving_Grady Like the false sense of security our guys lulled me into last night.11:18 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck in reply to Surviving_Grady
- Just saw a girl on the street who could've been the lovechild of Rumer Willis and Quagmire from Family Guy.7:59 AM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- Just joined a heinously expensive gym. The things I do for convenience.4:22 PM Jun 30th from txt
- @davetron5000 Good call. I was imagining tail-wagging & compliments via barking. Cartoons have caused me to anthropomorphize dogs too much.9:29 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to davetron5000
- The saddest thing about living w/o roommates now is that nobody gets excited for me when I come home w/new shoes. Need a dog w/a shoe fetish9:17 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- @CaseySoftware AAAAANND now that song is stuck in my head.7:55 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaseySoftware
- If you've ever watched The Biggest Loser and thought, "I like this, but it needs more dancing," then you should be watching Oxygen right now7:35 PM Jun 29th from web
- Did I eat two dinners? Yes, yes I did. Take that, swimsuit season!7:26 PM Jun 29th from web
- @davetron5000 I actually know people who ARE participating in that! (not me. but friends).12:19 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to davetron5000
- whoa, did I know Daniel Faraday was in Saving Private Ryan? No, no I did not.8:41 PM Jun 28th from web
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- Name theresamac
- Location DC
- Bio I go through random bursts of Twitter enthusiasm, then fall off the grid for a while.
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