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  1. I am going to do a very adult thing today...return a bunch of [unused] stuff to Sephora. about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
  2. @ihatesomuch I love it! I have the most insane rice cravings. about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Well @cutblog, I invite you to the fashion mecca of the Midwest - Iowa, where I'd love to immerse your toes in ice cold slushy snow. Kisses. about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  4. RT @cutblog Will someone please enlighten us as to why Uggs are still so popular? There are other ways to be comfy and warm! about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  5. Only reason why I carry Midol is for Straight Guy Friend. Don't mess with Homeboy when he's bloated and his True Religions are tight. Meow. about 22 hours ago from web
  6. Annika Norlin...let's be friends. http://theredportfolio.blogspot.com/2009/12/quiz.html 8:55 PM Dec 28th from web
  7. @justjesh What beer do you like? I remember I said I would call to make sure it's available. 7:05 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  8. @crisrisl OMG. Love it. The Homy Inn right next door is my favorite. That's actually near said small apartment. 7:03 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  9. @justjesh I think all of me lives in the same spot. Sometimes my brain isn't with me but my Therapist helps with that a lot. 6:58 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  10. @crisrisl So small. Hilariously small. But perfect. 6:54 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  11. @justjesh Girl! My ass lives there. 6:50 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  12. @justjesh Can you organize my life? 6:04 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  13. Meeting @marysciortino - she needs to borrow my glasses to pass her eye test at the DMV tomorrow. Such a Christian act on my part. 4:30 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  14. I'm like Lance Armstrong when I go into Sprint...'My ball isn't working. Can you fix it?' Oh yeah they fixed it! And I can space again. 4:01 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  15. @eleventh_reef Your dogs make me feel chubby. 10:48 AM Dec 28th from web
  16. HEAR: Kiss Them For Me by Siouxsie And The Banshees. Dance Teacher would let me listen to this song when I was good. 1994 Leg warmers? Yep. 8:44 AM Dec 28th from web
  17. Baby Beau has his very own *My Nine Month Old Ass Be Going To Turks & Caicos Real Soon* passport. Charming/Ballah! 7:07 PM Dec 27th from web
  18. http://twitpic.com/vi62j - Finding so many lovely things... 2:32 PM Dec 27th from TwitPic
  19. Packing has begun (so American with all this shit)...The Shih Tzu needs a bath (rank Dorito Frito pup)...AND tomorrow is MONDAY. FTW? FTL? 2:15 PM Dec 27th from web
  20. I need Mary Poppins to bring me a spoonful of sugar. 8:41 PM Dec 26th from web