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@iamkhai Now you can officially grow a paunch and smoke a pipe while telling small children what happened "in my time ..."7:50 PM Aug 10thfrom web
Just saw The Hangover - my bachelor party was nothing compared to the shit these guys went through.9:17 AM Aug 1stfrom web
Best angry rant I've heard to date: "Ask him to take his c**k out and f**k you in the eyeball with it! Do it! Do it now!!" - true story.7:49 AM Jul 30thfrom web
perry says women's feet - can't be anything else but that. Makes some strange sense.8:29 AM Jul 23rdfrom web
Walked into the middle of a conversation - the guy said "...like ice kachang but with bread and attap chee" - what were they talking about?!8:28 AM Jul 23rdfrom web
Nasi Lemak was invented so that people would have something to do at 8 in the morning, 3 in the afternoon and in the middle of the night.12:05 AM Jul 23rdfrom web
It's hard to have faith in teenagers, having been one myself ...7:40 AM Jul 22ndfrom web
I'm proud to be a Singaporean. From economic bee hoon to the way a teh tastes at 3 in the morning; from our lahs to our lehs - I love SG!7:49 AM Jul 21stfrom web