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  1. just saw the cover of "Fanboys"...kristen bell in slave leia outfit. Kind of want to see it now despite all the terrible things i've heard about 16 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @emilyzemler mmmmwhatcha say? about 16 hours ago from mobile web
  3. the west side is fucked! the traffic here is the worst! about 17 hours ago from mobile web
  4. I need to either get a hair cut today or start wearing puca shells and abercrombie and say "brah" much more than I already do. about 23 hours ago from web
  5. @emilyzemler obviously the cat has to pee and wants to use fresh step. I want a framed copy of this picture for my room. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to emilyzemler
  6. @kelseykapow it's clearly a universal problem. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to kelseykapow
  7. @AlexisAvenged "like my ipod's stuck on replay"! Another terrible song I'm into. Surprisingly it's not Sean Kingston but some guy named Iyaz about 23 hours ago from web in reply to AlexisAvenged
  8. I hate doing laundry so much. Need to become wealthy asap and get a butler to do it. 4:38 PM Dec 1st from mobile web
  9. I've been jamming to some terrible yet awesome music today. Most notably Ke$ha. I'm kind of ashamed that I love Tik Tok so much. 12:56 PM Nov 30th from web
  10. @AlexisAvenged yeah i was there. they lost of course. One more loss and they are officially the very worst team in nba history 7:58 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to AlexisAvenged
  11. @emilyzemler http://www.cafepress.com/+team_jacob_womens_light_tshirt,357558754 7:57 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to emilyzemler
  12. witnessing the historic lakers vs nets game. if nets lose it will tie for the worst starting record for an nba team 7:18 PM Nov 29th from mobile web
  13. @emilyzemler Team Jacob all the way 1:16 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to emilyzemler
  14. A seemingly reliable girl told me I look like Will Forte. Made my night! 11:35 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  15. I JUST HIT THE CEILING AT PINS WITH A BOWLING BALL BY MISTAKE. 10:26 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  16. @kelseykapow not working in like a year. thankfully i had no romance questions at t-givs 10:22 PM Nov 28th from mobile web
  17. Can't wait to start fielding "So what have you been up to?" Thanksgiving questions. 4:51 PM Nov 26th from web
  18. @AlexisAvenged wow thanks! Hope your thanksgiving is going well! 4:48 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to AlexisAvenged
  19. @desireonfire Cuz Jacob is way better. He's less creepy and DIESEL 10:36 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to desireonfire
  20. @isaiahheaden Yeah Edward is clearly overrated. 10:33 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to isaiahheaden