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  1. NATURAL WORLD: Since God always appears in the sky 3 times a day now, religion is natural -- and science is a backward cult. #365loglines
  2. TRIMATE: In a tri-gendered human world, a male and a female are outcast for wanting just each other, not their birth-partner. #365loglines
  3. NOTE, PART 2/2: Even better than what actually did happen: what could've. It's ALTERNATE HISTORY/ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MOVIE WEEK. #365loglines
  4. NOTE, PART 1/2: Loglines are 1-sentence movie plots used to pitch films. I'm writing 1 a day for a year. Suggest a theme! #365loglines
  5. FOODTH OF JULY: As a homemaking TV hostess megamagnate's success mounts, her bulimic high school past comes back to haunt her. #365loglines
  6. JUNK FOOD: Former Bosnian soldier who inexplicably eats only metal and plastic finds American soul mate online -- she's vegan. #365loglines
  7. DEAD MEAT: Chef deals with Devil for top Michelin rating, unaware he's literally feeding a piece of his soul to every customer. #365loglines
  8. SUCK IT UP: When speed-eating became a serious Olympic sport, America's only hope was inner-city phenom Sheila “Gorges” George. #365loglines
  9. SAVOUR: A “supertaster” detective, who solves murders via his hypersensitive nose and taste buds, must hunt an odorless killer. #365loglines
  10. PURITY TEST: A science-fair nerd is sent running from his own government after inventing a universal water purification system. #365loglines
  11. VINTAGE: Family's discovery of a priceless bottle of wine in their new house's cellar rips them apart -- until the big tasting. #365loglines
  12. NOTE, PART 2/2: You're gonna like FOOD MOVIE WEEK. Because we all like eating, and the emotions that go with it. Especially me. #365loglines
  13. NOTE, PART 1/2: A logline is a 1-sentence summary to pitch a film. I'm giving away 1 a day for a year. Tell/retweet a friend! #365loglines
  14. HIBAKUSHA: The last hibakusha (Japanese citizen who survived Hiroshima or Nagasaki) fights prejudice from his job and family. #365loglines
  15. SEED: Worldwide flooding makes the Global Seed Vault in the Norwegian Svalbard islands a human vault for the last 20 survivors. #365loglines
  16. AVE MARIA: Columbus is a bumbling pawn controlled (unknowingly) by Spanish despots posing as everyday sailors on “his” ship. #365loglines
  17. LAY OF THE LAND: During and after Lewis and Clark's historic survey, Meriwether Lewis fights depression prior to his suicide. #365loglines
  18. A RUN: The Pittsburgh Nylon Riots of 1945-6 drive a woman to give up her marriage and kids for a better career, and stockings. #365loglines
  19. NUMERO UNO: A small Mexican town's obsession with setting the most Guinness World Records drives its people to interfamily war. #365loglines
  20. ENDLESS: Georg Cantor, mathematician who created the theorem of an infinity of infinities, is driven insane by his own concept. #365loglines