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  1. Got dressed and ready this morning only to realized I had channeled Princess Leia on Endor. Whoops! 7:36 AM Dec 3rd from web
  2. RT @maxsilvestri: My iPhone just autocompleted "whatcha" into "Whatchamacallit." But it *doesn't* know "Caramello." Conspiracy? 6:08 AM Dec 2nd from Echofon
  3. @Kaggers81 The guy with the watches is my boyfriend. 10:24 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to Kaggers81
  4. Lady Gaga's liner notes say the hook in "Poker Face" goes (exactly) like this: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh." You're welcome! 9:46 PM Dec 1st from web
  5. @angelafarts4u Yay for more pizza party attendees! 9:14 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to angelafarts4u
  6. @ActuallyNPH I just called to say you are my birth twin. June 15 babies 4eva! 9:12 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. Just bought a whole slew of teen magazines for my publishing class, but having an excuse did not rule out the "Hi, I'm creepy" sentiment. 7:22 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. @kaggers81 Slut City will be in town this weekend! Let's go out and then get ditched at bars. 5:49 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  9. Last night I totally spoiled my dinner with chips and cookies. Being a grownup is the coolest!!! 5:38 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  10. @supplying67524 PISS OFF. 11:30 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to supplying67524
  11. Just saw pictures of my 10 year HS reunion and am so glad I didn't peak in high school! 11:26 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  12. @ebertchicago You have earned that vacation, sir. 4:36 PM Nov 25th from Echofon in reply to ebertchicago
  13. RT @ebertchicago: Oh my God. My review of "New Moon" was linked on Facebook by... Salman Rushdie? I'm taking the rest of the week off. 4:35 PM Nov 25th from Echofon
  14. Experimenting with new photos wherein I try to rival Luke Perry for forehead wrinkles. I'm on my way! 8:55 PM Nov 15th from web
  15. @Kaggers81 Is there any way I can monetize this? It happens more than you would expect. Can this be on our next brunch agenda? 6:19 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to Kaggers81
  16. @SexualElf Sigh...Target is the only thing I'm missing. There is but one in town and it is seriously one of the portals to hell. 6:00 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to SexualElf
  17. @Godsauce Love it. Are they all playing at Menses Fair this year? http://bit.ly/2mbUDI 5:55 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to Godsauce
  18. @SexualElf Absolutely! It's right down the street from my office--so convenient! 5:52 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to SexualElf
  19. @SexualElf Oh no, no one should ever have to ration! If you ever need a hookup, let me know! 5:49 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to SexualElf
  20. @Godsauce I'm helping out with my friend's wedding, and more importantly, getting my fill of soul food! 5:48 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to Godsauce