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  1. Black Friday drawback: / Tryptophan slowing us down: / Trampling skill curtailed.
  2. Paradoxical / Holiday melancholy / Suicide season.
  3. The facebook page maxed out so we had to go to a "fan" page (who knew) at www.facebook.com/JoeBobBrig... is the new place.
  4. 9 high school bands in this year's Macy's parade: the best is the Pittsburg PIrates Marching Show Band from California. Joe Bob has spoken.
  5. Obama said what? / "Guilty 'til proven guilty"? / "Try 'em then fry 'em'?
  6. Nazi Stroller Girls: / Baby as battering ram: / "We brake for no one."
  7. Yes, I starred in Hogzilla, one of three killer pig movies released the same year. This was predicted by Nostradamus.
  8. Deer hunters should not be checking their blackberries. That's just wrong.
  9. Why is CNN fascinated with warehouse fires?
  10. A gangrape is not a "teaching moment," it's a gangrape.
  11. Am I the only person who thinks people talking on TV, without sarcasm, about 30 percent credit-card interest should be liquidated?
  12. Jamie Lee Curtis? / Dissing Halloween on Huff? / Activia sucks. huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis/trick-or-treat-or-terrify_b_340291.html
  13. Candy cigarettes: / Each kid gets a pack from me: / Old Skool Halloween.
  14. Hell Night! What happened? / Do they still burn down Detroit? / I miss that party.
  15. Who's more obnoxious? / Sillydelphia? New Yawk? / This could get nasty.
  16. Steve's a sex addict? / If that's true, here's my question: / What was Klaus Kinski?
  17. Soupy Sales expires. / That one last pie in the face. / Silly as art form.
  18. Burglars in cute shoes! / Paris left her door open? / Okay, take 2 mill.
  19. Today's retro phrase: / "Weapons of Mass Destruction" / No they're not, and weren't.
  20. I can't watch the original "Halloween" now without thinking about yogurt that expedites the bowel movements of ugly women.