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  1. @danmartell should use this video when trying to convince ppl to buy a roomba http://bit.ly/4Ri4Se
  2. the big bad boss just asked "where should we do lunch, townhall or salt house?". its going to be a good friday.
  3. I've had four dentist appts in the last four weeks - beat that! I doubt you want to...
  4. How do I pull off building a fire in my cube? #iamfreezing
  5. About to have dessert first before I have dinner #ilovesundays
  6. Riding the trolley car covered in Xmas decorations! #sanfranistheshit
  7. He really did folks RT @18Rabbits: I just ate my body weight in turkey HELP!
  8. @clairefscott shotgunned last night - yessssss!
  9. sigh. i wish this million dollar check in my hand was written out to me.
  10. this just freaked out my brain RT @trevor_neilson Every day 7,000 American kids drop out of school.
  11. a great use of circles http://bit.ly/39TlB3
  12. @ddtinzeroes where'd you get this? http://tinyurl.com/ygzz8cb
  13. my inspiration - http://bit.ly/JaIPH
  14. i feel like im running the last mile of a marathon.
  15. f u all @beebsbanter, @clairefscott, @whitscott. #PoundisNOThashtag
  16. RT @kevin_nealon: Okay, I'm gonna say it...Trader Joes parking lots are too small. Take out the nuts aisle and increase the parking! #fb
  17. yay, my first tweet! feels good to be part of the cool crowd