therealereed
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Police are shadowing our Dominoes delivery guy cause he keeps getting robbed. Oh Kansas City, MO, you never change.
9:40 PM Dec 19th
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@ I did take two viewings to relize it wasn't you, but Spare Riki Lindhome is definitely in that Target ad.
8:39 PM Dec 19th
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Omg, stop with the compliments! "What the hell are you wearing and I don't like your hair-do something." Mom sounds like her mom. Dag lady.
9:06 AM Dec 19th
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@ I went from $20 of snow removal to over $100 inbetween forcast amounts. Die, yes my bank account will.
7:26 AM Dec 19th
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@ i guess it was about pizza (jk). hrm, maybe becoming an early riser has made me more romantically inclined? *shudder*
10:13 AM Dec 18th
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@ !!! RT @ She said yes!
I mean, that most likely doesn't mean yes to the choice of beer or pizza topping--or wait, does it?
9:47 AM Dec 18th
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Woke up really early again today and said to myself "oh HELL no!" Seriously? Who the hell is this early riser?
9:43 AM Dec 18th
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Remember how you'd wake up really early this first day of summer vacation? Didn't know that'd happen again. Good morning!
4:15 AM Dec 17th
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The day after I leave my job, they outlaw smoking w/in 25 feet of the building. Clearly my departure was meant to be.
4:36 PM Dec 16th
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Just in time for unemployment, my iPhone battery wont hold a charge. For nuthin. I have to use the damn thing while plugged in. FUUUUUUUC
9:03 AM Dec 16th
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Dense fog advisory delays Jay's flight, forces fashion disaster at hotel breakfast:
3:10 AM Dec 14th
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@ uh, not really no. I'll fill you in later but let's just say I will be happy to forget yesterday.
4:44 AM Dec 7th
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@ If you can't see new tweet, I'm in the ER and may need your help if I make my fight to IAD tonight. Today is fun.
10:54 AM Dec 6th
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Happy Sunday to me. Town full of melting snow, me with morphine.
10:50 AM Dec 6th
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Finally, substantial snow:
10:33 PM Dec 5th
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Everyone must rent or On Demand "Food, Inc." It will change the way you understand and purchase food. Only you can make it change. Watch it.
7:57 PM Dec 5th
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@ thanks Reesa. I'm missing it and was dying for a pic!
1:42 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to reesah
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I do not recommend flying with a sinus infection. My face made it's own sounds. Yeeeoww!
8:17 PM Dec 2nd
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@ In SF: visit a fern bar. have a zona rosa's burrito on the haight. throw a brick at the Gap on haight/ashbury. goto Space Camp!
11:18 AM Dec 1st
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@ I hope that thing is now a pile of ashes which will be spread to the four corners so it can never re-form and terrorize again.
9:32 AM Nov 28th
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- Name elizabeth reed
- Location arlington, va
- Bio perpatually in recovery from some sort of trauma--real or perceived
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