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  1. Police are shadowing our Dominoes delivery guy cause he keeps getting robbed. Oh Kansas City, MO, you never change.
  2. @rikilindhome I did take two viewings to relize it wasn't you, but Spare Riki Lindhome is definitely in that Target ad.
  3. Omg, stop with the compliments! "What the hell are you wearing and I don't like your hair-do something." Mom sounds like her mom. Dag lady.
  4. @reesah I went from $20 of snow removal to over $100 inbetween forcast amounts. Die, yes my bank account will.
  5. @reesah i guess it was about pizza (jk). hrm, maybe becoming an early riser has made me more romantically inclined? *shudder*
  6. @reesah !!! RT @peroty She said yes! I mean, that most likely doesn't mean yes to the choice of beer or pizza topping--or wait, does it?
  7. Woke up really early again today and said to myself "oh HELL no!" Seriously? Who the hell is this early riser?
  8. Remember how you'd wake up really early this first day of summer vacation? Didn't know that'd happen again. Good morning!
  9. The day after I leave my job, they outlaw smoking w/in 25 feet of the building. Clearly my departure was meant to be.
  10. Just in time for unemployment, my iPhone battery wont hold a charge. For nuthin. I have to use the damn thing while plugged in. FUUUUUUUC
  11. Dense fog advisory delays Jay's flight, forces fashion disaster at hotel breakfast: http://yfrog.com/4ajredej
  12. @reesah uh, not really no. I'll fill you in later but let's just say I will be happy to forget yesterday.
  13. @gumloo If you can't see new tweet, I'm in the ER and may need your help if I make my fight to IAD tonight. Today is fun.
  14. Happy Sunday to me. http://yfrog.com/3grdjkj Town full of melting snow, me with morphine.
  15. Finally, substantial snow: http://yfrog.com/3n50bj
  16. Everyone must rent or On Demand "Food, Inc." It will change the way you understand and purchase food. Only you can make it change. Watch it.
  17. @reesah thanks Reesa. I'm missing it and was dying for a pic!
  18. I do not recommend flying with a sinus infection. My face made it's own sounds. Yeeeoww!
  19. @steve_holt In SF: visit a fern bar. have a zona rosa's burrito on the haight. throw a brick at the Gap on haight/ashbury. goto Space Camp!
  20. @nylonthread I hope that thing is now a pile of ashes which will be spread to the four corners so it can never re-form and terrorize again.