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  1. Move jackass!
  2. I've been laying on my horn for 45 minutes and some hippies got out of their car and started dancing to it. http://twitpic.com/7ft4h
  3. When I drain a brewski i may crush it lengthwise as a show of strength, but it will remain on the ground!!!
  4. You hippies can recycle my hairy crotch!!!
  5. Ted Leo, go back to the pharmacy and fill my prrscription for 300 mg of Richie Sambora!! I need to clear up my ear infection!!! Stat!!!
  6. This is Jersey rock!? Zero power ballads! http://twitpic.com/7eklq
  7. Car battery dead. Couldn't handle all 4 kiss solo albums on shuffle.
  8. Dark sky at morning, broads be warning. Dark sky at night, carls delight! Prepare for wet tshirt olympics ladies! http://twitpic.com/7e5w8
  9. http://twitpic.com/7e5k1 - I just ate 48 prepakaged processed cheese slices for lunch so I don't have to fool with this
  10. You then collect their things.
  11. http://twitpic.com/7e2ov - You don't need to bring all this crap to carcamp. You just pop the hatchback, crank up speedwagon and watch p ...
  12. Ate 12 cold hot dog weenies for breakfast. Hippy says meat is murder. I say so is stabbing someone in the head. Hippy leaves me alone.
  13. "Boo" and "Bruuuuce" sound to much the same, so i scream "springsteen" so as not to hurt the bosses feelings.
  14. I like songs about corvettes.
  15. There Too busy shoving glowsticks up there ass.ha!
  16. http://twitpic.com/7a8q5 - I tried to push this loser into another loser and start a phish phight. no takers.
  17. http://twitpic.com/7a8i2 - He haunts my dreams.
  18. http://twitpic.com/7a879 - I think phish is just singing one really long song about possums.
  19. I like songs that end so the band can say thank you and start another one.
  20. I spent 48 dollars on a bonnaroo baseball jersey and there ain't no sammy Hagar on the back!!!! That better be a misprint!!!