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  1. Musta ate a bad varmint last night. Man, do I feel like crap.
  2. Wearing a facemask. Can't be too safe.
  3. Thinking of my cousin in Texas eating all those wild hogs. Hope the lil' booger doesn't get swine flu.
  4. Sometimes, I like to walk across a deserted road when one car is about a quarter mile away. You know, just to fuck with their heads.
  5. Don't blame me, I voted for the Green Party guy.
  6. You know what they say about guys with big hands, right? http://tr.im/i5Uj
  7. Went to check out the mobile home park next door. Peeked in a few windows. Knocked over some trash cans. Scared a lady. Good times.
  8. Man, what did you freaks do to the economy? I just put the sign out for new rabbits have a hopping herd outside looking for work.
  9. Remember my rabbits? http://tr.im/i3IB Yeah, I need new ones. Had the old ones over for dinner and...well, I need new ones now.
  10. Yeah, that's a bear. http://tr.im/hRg0
  11. Some of you seem suprised to hear I hibernate. What the hell else am I going to do? It's not like I can get cable in my cave, you know.
  12. Still combing out my hibernation tangles. You think you've got it bad with bed head? Whatever.
  13. DAMN! They went and built a mobile home park right next door while I was hibernating. WHY DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP FOLLOWING ME!?
  14. I'm really glad to see @TBRC on Twitter. Will make it ever so much easier to keep tabs on them now.
  15. *yawn* Finally done hibernatin'. Hungry. Should have left some jerky in my nest for snacking, but didn't want to pimp for the man.
  16. HA! Fooled them again. Dicks.
  17. I see some tents going up over there. They have nightvision thingies and loudspeakers. More bigfoot geeks. *SIGH*
  18. And here's why you tiny, hairless lemurs will never drag my cold, dead ass out of the woods: http://bit.ly/4DljUX
  19. considering lawsuit re: messing with sasquatch commercials. in northern california, i'm pretty sure they'd be considered a hate crime.
  20. well, that's it. i'm off to find a lone camper. mmmm. tastes like chicken.