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THERaymondMunoz

  1. @therealberkie Well then I don't want to be a fangirl. I want to be lazy! And not deal with the general public.
  2. @therealberkie Can I join you? I was just thinking today that I need a job where I can be relatively lazy and still get paid well.
  3. @pauleberry Is it a UFO?
  4. Fuck you Miss Georgia! Banning drinks larger than 16oz is Fascist and you're going to hell just for saying they should be banned. #missusa
  5. @Ms_Frye Because dudes will ALWAYS put a lightsaber between their legs if one's available. It's what we do!
  6. So who's going out to Fan Con in Lenexa?
  7. @Kerbearspeaks Poor thing.
  8. I think my extreme libertarian views scare people. I like that.
  9. @steve_dahlberg @mirthcafe Migas! In Lawrence, KS?! The migas I had growing up in South Texas looked nothing like that but still, bravo!
  10. Bored! Who's horny?
  11. @goodfox Zoltar always used to freak me out as a kid.
  12. @goodfox Poor Joe!
  13. He's getting laid and getting paid! RT @larryvillelife: Seriously though: where the fuck IS @mentalplex these days?
  14. Dear @goodfox, I am at Golden Corral right now. Living the highlife!
  15. @Kerbearspeaks Mow mine too. Just the back.
  16. Abstinence is not the best contraceptive. Having sex with a pregnant woman is.
  17. If I were a whale hunter and the #WhaleWars dudes came after me, I'd blow them the fuck up. That's how maritime law works, right?
  18. I bet Dyson vacuums give good head.
  19. @Kerbearspeaks @brandonkomar Yeah. He's sexy.