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thepomeroy

  1. , unlike Steven Tyler, has a medium 6" record.
  2. is eating pretzels, sadly not with @mistalicious. (How about THAT for a tweet, Misty? Hyek.)
  3. loves to be pimped by @coranary.
  4. has women's intuition. Totally.
  5. is wondering if he can bring the top hat back to being fashionable. Perhaps wearing it to his next business meeting? Hmm...
  6. @w1kkp I'd bet you're wrong. But that doesn't make me love you any less my dear.
  7. @ernessa_b I've heard that many times... that is, without the word "less" in it. :)
  8. @epicurienne Don't worry about that, you're talking to a guy who took classes to fail on PURPOSE.
  9. .... bringing "inappropriate" to your life since 1970.
  10. @epicurienne Can't I do a Jon joke instead?!? :)
  11. @epicurienne I think that your math is even more impressive than mine. Have you ever seen so much said about nothing?
  12. was singing "She-Bop" to himself in the car today. Now he feels uncomfortable.
  13. @GlobeMazz I think that people in this town panic too quickly. I think they'll get it together and be fine. Without Halladay, by the way.
  14. likes Jon & Kate plus 8 minus me.
  15. @planetross1 In my mind, pudding is an excellent investment. Trust me... i'm a toothless expert.
  16. says....... PUDDING!!!!!! (What did you expect from his 100th update?)
  17. @w1kkp You speak Vicodin too? I'm fluent in caffeine as well.
  18. speaks French toast fluently.
  19. wants to know why everyone laughs when he says he wants to have a sword fight with Errol Flynn.
  20. used to be a play-ah..... a Dungeons & Dragons playah.