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  1. There goes my weight loss roll. It has now morphed into a fat roll.
  2. @laurenfromtexas I've been there more times than I care to admit.
  3. @GMJolly That's the spirit! You cook whatever you want, sister.
  4. @JadeKeller Watch the caramel; sometimes it hardens the crust! If you have doubts, just omit it on the crust and drizzle it on the top!
  5. @jessiegirl I'll try to whip one out tomorrow or Friday morning online!
  6. @Carbonek That, too! ;)
  7. @edithchanning Nope! Just butter. :)
  8. Remember to make a couple of extra pie crusts for leftover turkey pot pie!
  9. @OPKitchen Is it wrong that this completely made me laugh?
  10. I feel completely obliterated by this movie. Why didn't anyone warn me? Oh, wait. You did.
  11. Marley's okay, though. He just met the kids at the schoolbus after coming home from the vet. We're home free...right? Right? Please say yes.
  12. My daughter's making me watch Marley and Me. I'm thinking it's time for me to turn it off.
  13. Trying to figure out a way to integrate Cheetos into our Thanksgiving menu.
  14. @brittty No, it's a new one!
  15. My forehead was shiny, but if you'd like to watch my segment on @bonniehuntshow today, here are the times it's on: http://tinyurl.com/atllpq
  16. Charlie smells like a hound dog from Hades.
  17. @omaflinger I have a homemade brine recipe on my site, and it's also on @bonniehuntshow website today. It's easy!
  18. I'm puffy.
  19. Or maybe it's the freakazoid neurotic in me.
  20. I like it when pilots smile as people are boarding the plane. The optimist in me translates that to mean we won't crash.