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There goes my weight loss roll. It has now morphed into a fat roll. about 9 hours ago from web
@laurenfromtexas I've been there more times than I care to admit. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to laurenfromtexas
@GMJolly That's the spirit! You cook whatever you want, sister. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to GMJolly
@JadeKeller Watch the caramel; sometimes it hardens the crust! If you have doubts, just omit it on the crust and drizzle it on the top! about 13 hours ago from web in reply to JadeKeller
@jessiegirl I'll try to whip one out tomorrow or Friday morning online! about 14 hours ago from web in reply to jessiegirl
@Carbonek That, too! ;) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Carbonek
@edithchanning Nope! Just butter. :) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to edithchanning
Remember to make a couple of extra pie crusts for leftover turkey pot pie! about 14 hours ago from web
@OPKitchen Is it wrong that this completely made me laugh? about 17 hours ago from web in reply to OPKitchen
I feel completely obliterated by this movie. Why didn't anyone warn me? Oh, wait. You did. about 17 hours ago from web
Marley's okay, though. He just met the kids at the schoolbus after coming home from the vet. We're home free...right? Right? Please say yes. about 17 hours ago from web
My daughter's making me watch Marley and Me. I'm thinking it's time for me to turn it off. about 17 hours ago from web
Trying to figure out a way to integrate Cheetos into our Thanksgiving menu. about 20 hours ago from web
@brittty No, it's a new one! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to brittty
My forehead was shiny, but if you'd like to watch my segment on @bonniehuntshow today, here are the times it's on: http://tinyurl.com/atllpq about 23 hours ago from web
Charlie smells like a hound dog from Hades. about 23 hours ago from web
@omaflinger I have a homemade brine recipe on my site, and it's also on @bonniehuntshow website today. It's easy! 4:33 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to omaflinger
I'm puffy. 5:32 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
Or maybe it's the freakazoid neurotic in me. 11:43 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
I like it when pilots smile as people are boarding the plane. The optimist in me translates that to mean we won't crash. 11:42 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie

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Name Ree Drummond
Location The Ranch
Web http://thepioneer...
Bio Desperate Ranchwife. Mother of Four. Lover of Butter. Amen.

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