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  1. First three chapters manuscripted. Literary agents of the world, be warned. #fb about 7 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  2. Invented the word "balladeen". Because Shakespeare said it was okay to invent words. about 9 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  3. Language is a metaphor. about 10 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  4. Home-cooked brunchtime with SidViscous! about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  5. I'd rather go gray than bald. #fb 7:35 PM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  6. I rhymed "boastfully" with "toastily". I'm like a genius, you guys. #fb 4:12 PM Nov 21st from TwitterGadget
  7. Someone swiped the space heater and it's getting chilly. I'm a cold doorman. #fb 3:55 PM Nov 21st from TwitterGadget
  8. Forgot my headphones today. I hate that. #fb 12:05 PM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  9. Is there a way to update a single WordPress post by automatically appending a twittertweet to a new line at the end of it? 1:24 PM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget
  10. "I'll say again, though't pains me to repeat: / Did I abuse your rug like a toilet seat?" #lebowski 1:20 PM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget
  11. Where did the T-1000 store its software and data? #fb 10:21 AM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
  12. Foo-ud. #farlowfriday 9:53 AM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget
  13. @mametown A fine recipe for stomach wonkiness. Drink every time Dakota Fanning is a total ice queen. 7:46 AM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget in reply to mametown
  14. Oh man. I may miss my first Wednesday show in three years on Dec 16. Don't be there to witness it! (j/k, go anyway) 7:10 AM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget
  15. @overthinker "What is the What" was pretty heartbreaking and terrifying, if you're into that sort of thing. 7:03 AM Nov 20th from TwitterGadget in reply to overthinker
  16. Just wrote my first OpenOffice Writer macro. I am Jack's Ctrl-Shift-E. #fb 8:11 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  17. This thing is lousy with apostrophes. 6:19 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  18. Typing up Dudesong, my Big Lebowski epic poem. #lebowski 6:00 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  19. @fannyandjane Elves. Or Elvis. But probably wine. 3:04 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  20. I will say this: Lebowski Fest organizers are some of the nicest people to ask advice from. #fb 1:30 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry