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  1. @ADaniels3PO She smells good on the outside?
  2. For the record, "Pen" is my nickname. So it's not inanimality.
  3. @stoogey That's what Mary Wollstonecraft said. (Can I get a rimshot on that?)
  4. @swfanworks Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little pen like that.
  5. New state-of-the-art brain scanner falsifies 23-year-coma diagnosis: http://tinyurl.com/y9fz7ag
  6. This transparent pen has been visibly out of ink for months. I don't understand how it keeps writing. I'm kinda getting mad...or turned on.
  7. "Fantastic" is Arnold's go-to adjective. RT @Schwarzenegger Speaking to the troops in Baghdad. What a fantastic trip. http://vid.ly/bH7u
  8. Grandma gave me some morelianas today. You can't even Google it because they COME FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES.
  9. Brr. Time to yank out the thermals. I'd die on the east coast.
  10. Notice how when I parenthesize an unattributed quote at the very end, I can almost trick you into thinking someone else said it. It was me!
  11. I'm not overly impressed with this new RT function. I can't even make fun of what someone says. ("I am emended to mere shill, sir!")
  12. RT @LauraJSilverman: Over the Rainbow- a gay man regains consciousness after a freak accident to discover he is no longer gay... #tvshow ...
  13. "WWII in HD" gives good television.
  14. @rlapid What happened to your Donald Sterling lock screen?
  15. @SuziSmith I think it was Superman. ("Ah! I see what you did there, Abel! Clever.")
  16. @juniorlax16 Sans attribution? Then you're my kind of scum: fearless and uninventive.
  17. Listening to Mickey Mouse's The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Er, Paul Dukas, I mean.
  18. "If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research."—Wilson Mizner
  19. RT @Jeremy_Barlow: A pair of girls on the train are arguing over whose vampire fanfic has greater literary legitimacy
  20. @modgamers Don't give up. A google search should do the trick.