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  1. @ADaniels3PO She smells good on the outside? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to ADaniels3PO
  2. For the record, "Pen" is my nickname. So it's not inanimality. about 13 hours ago from web
  3. @stoogey That's what Mary Wollstonecraft said. (Can I get a rimshot on that?) about 13 hours ago from web
  4. @swfanworks Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little pen like that. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to swfanworks
  5. New state-of-the-art brain scanner falsifies 23-year-coma diagnosis: http://tinyurl.com/y9fz7ag about 13 hours ago from web
  6. This transparent pen has been visibly out of ink for months. I don't understand how it keeps writing. I'm kinda getting mad...or turned on. about 14 hours ago from web
  7. "Fantastic" is Arnold's go-to adjective. RT @Schwarzenegger Speaking to the troops in Baghdad. What a fantastic trip. http://vid.ly/bH7u 1:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Grandma gave me some morelianas today. You can't even Google it because they COME FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES. 12:52 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. Brr. Time to yank out the thermals. I'd die on the east coast. 12:15 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  10. Notice how when I parenthesize an unattributed quote at the very end, I can almost trick you into thinking someone else said it. It was me! 12:36 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. I'm not overly impressed with this new RT function. I can't even make fun of what someone says. ("I am emended to mere shill, sir!") 12:28 PM Nov 21st from web
  12. RT @LauraJSilverman: Over the Rainbow- a gay man regains consciousness after a freak accident to discover he is no longer gay... #tvshow ... 12:14 PM Nov 21st from web
  13. "WWII in HD" gives good television. 2:05 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @rlapid What happened to your Donald Sterling lock screen? 12:20 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to rlapid
  15. @SuziSmith I think it was Superman. ("Ah! I see what you did there, Abel! Clever.") 12:10 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to SuziSmith
  16. @juniorlax16 Sans attribution? Then you're my kind of scum: fearless and uninventive. 11:25 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to juniorlax16
  17. Listening to Mickey Mouse's The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Er, Paul Dukas, I mean. 8:06 PM Nov 19th from txt
  18. "If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research."—Wilson Mizner 6:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. RT @Jeremy_Barlow: A pair of girls on the train are arguing over whose vampire fanfic has greater literary legitimacy 6:18 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. @modgamers Don't give up. A google search should do the trick. 9:07 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to modgamers