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Thought three seconds too late: the person in the Gallaudet sweatshirt won't hear me say "excuse me." about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
@walterolson thanks for the head's up on the "douche" suit; I've been compiling ridiculous NY insurance cases for a while now. 5:37 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to walterolson
I'm sorry, Organizing for America, but I am not paying $60 for a fleece with the Obama logo. Or $25 for a hat. Who sets your prices? 6:01 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
Am I the only one who thinks that Al Gore's SNL "crazy" political solutions are better than what is the usual form of protest? 9:54 PM Nov 21st from web
RT @Lileks on its first day of operation, the Large Hadron Collider detected a particle smaller than my interest in the "Twilight" movies. 2:58 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
Counterpoint - the Twilight fangirls should be shunned because they're bad for womanhood - http://is.gd/4ZXB9 2:14 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
And I had an interview yesterday. Suck it, Jobfox. Suck it, and if necessary, you know what you can do with your $50 resume service. 1:23 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
Jobfox just sent me an e-mail with the subject, "Not getting called for interviews?" But I just got an e-mail for a second interview. 1:21 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
Not sure whether to be amused or insulted by $3 dancing rabbi toy that sings "Hava Nagila" in the Bed Bath & Beyond Hanukkah display. 12:29 PM Nov 20th from txt
http://is.gd/4ZNLe - I get the point, but can't I just hate sexy vampires? 10:10 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@bluesleepy Adorable raincoat. Also one of those rimmed waterproof hats you see the Gorton's fisherman wearing. 4:46 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to bluesleepy
read http://is.gd/4ZeOP in conjunction with http://is.gd/4ZePM . Trust me. 5:34 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
ACORN is secretly trying to make people think acorns are tasty. #acornfacts 2:50 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
@notoriousbhc Listening to Pandora and realizing that you have not sufficiently emphasized how awesome every song by Lady Gaga is. 9:28 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
@BeeeejEsq You can dance if you want to. 4:01 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to BeeeejEsq
@daniholtz do you seek out models with your body type on Etsy to find useful indie clothes? 7:41 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to daniholtz
Seen at exit 104 on Interstate 95: "Greek House - an Italian Restaurant." 12:09 PM Nov 14th from txt
Got a delivery menu for Urban Thai restaurant. Or maybe for Ur Bantha I restaurant. Not clear from the typesetting. 7:30 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
A guy at Whole Foods asked if it would taste ok to put turmeric in his cereal. 1:10 PM Nov 13th from txt
In Borders. There is a Star Wars novel involving zombies now. 8:11 AM Nov 12th from txt