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  1. Nothing's better than a call from your Dad asking what actually killed the aliens in "War of the Worlds."
  2. @jamesrmccall Miley is the Nelson Mandela of the Tween Generation.
  3. RT @MattChandler74: Talking Parrots don't cheer me up...they freak me out...we're in a hospital bro...take your bird outside
  4. Great Christmas gift from Billy Dee Williams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8
  5. @GiRodeo The First Noel = The First HayLay
  6. Liverpool and the Cowboys are making the Baby Jesus very, very sad this Christmas season.
  7. Mentioned by Simmons in today's mailbag. Great scene from "Mad Men": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRDUFpsHus
  8. My status as a Houstonian does not make me complicit in this: http://deadspin.com/5423790/your-voting-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad
  9. Jim Morrison, I know you're dead and all, but I just wanted to tell you that "L.A. Woman" is a damn good song.
  10. It's really difficult to use "henceforth" and not come off sounding like a complete jackass. Henceforth, that word shall not be used.
  11. Maybe someone else has given him a nickname, but henceforth John Wall shall be known as "The Banker." So it is written, so shall it be done.
  12. Smartphones exist for one reason: To solve arguments when a computer-access is unavailable.
  13. RT @adamcarolla: The Adam Carolla Podcast- iTunes Rewind 2009: Best Audio Podcast of the Year. Thanks to all that listen that made this ...
  14. @GiRodeo The BB Bold 9000.
  15. @masonorr If you happen to see Jeff Goldblum, keep driving.
  16. How do we reform America's youth? The answer: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11921&title=nelson-mandelas-boot-camp
  17. Nothing better than a lunchtime conversation with the barber about the apocalypse.
  18. If the intro to "Baba O'Riley" by The Who doesn't get you ready to run through a brick wall, I don't know what will.
  19. Ndamukong Suh's first-name means "House of Spears." I'm pretty sure that's 88.3% of the reason that guy is unblockable.
  20. Breaking News: The Arrested Development movie will premiere the day Hell freezes over. Satan will replace Joan Rivers on the red carpet.