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  1. Another sunny day in Philadelphia.
  2. Flights longer than 4 hours are completely uncivilized.
  3. Hello airport. We really have to stop meeting like this.
  4. Well I was fast asleep @thecookiemaker & @snydermahler. Damn! No blinding meteor for me? Think there will be zombies?
  5. Anyone Utah tweeters see the great strobe meteor of 2009?
  6. RT @Frauenfelder: "I knew when I saw the rolling pin that something bad was going to go down." http://bit.ly/CYrZf
  7. There is a genre of such super-short stories, @snydermahler.
  8. Starting a short story, @snydermahler?
  9. 19 degrees here I come!
  10. I am not cut out to be a jet setter.
  11. In the Dead Pool of Remote Control I would have picked Dennis Leary to go first, @snydermahler.
  12. That earlier tweet should have been tagged #undergroundwifi. Who the heck has their router open in the Boston subway?
  13. Howdy from the red line T! #undergroundtweet
  14. It is raining like mad here in Boston.
  15. I have an incredible view of Boston from across the harbor. Score!
  16. M flight code shares with Al Italia. Will I get lasagna?
  17. Just because you CAN talk in public doesn't mean you SHOULD talk in public. God I wish they would build quiet rooms.
  18. Hey you over there leaning against the pole and thinking that somhow shields your annoying cell phon convo: shut the fuck up.
  19. I should send a bill to Mr. Business's company for having to put up with hsi crappy phone sales tactics. Do it somewhere else prick.
  20. Hey Mr. Business on your damned cell phone: shut the fuck up.