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  1. Odious.
  2. http://twitpic.com/9bhk1 - A glorius fourth to you!
  3. Time to wander aimlessly around this overcast town.
  4. No, I haven 't seen that @cordeliaw. I was just listening to Magnetic Fields, and Oh my! Oh no! who both use the Theremin.
  5. In reference to what my mother might have told me "the lawn did not mow itself."
  6. The moon landing took his 15 year old to Wyoming to buy fireworks, @snydermahler.
  7. Been following these kids' adventure around the world for some time http://bit.ly/5P1Jh & http://bit.ly/1xWU8 . What was I doing at 17?
  8. John or Ponch, @Flalaski?
  9. Coquette.
  10. A glorious 4th to one and all.
  11. What movie, @cordeliaw?
  12. The moon landing's dog is incontinent, @snydermahler.
  13. The moon landing can't fit into his old suit @snydermahler. He'll have to buy a new one, damn it.
  14. The lunar landing is worried that he ate too much bacon, @snydermahler.
  15. I declare a moratorium on googling old girlfriends.
  16. Attention! New goal! Learn how to spell Theremin! Goal acheived!
  17. Attention! New goal! Construct a Theramin! Hmm. Maybe next November.
  18. The moon landing dreams of the day when he will inherit his father-in-law's dry cleaning franchise, @snydermahler.
  19. Hey @slowtrain, what Oh no! Oh my! do you have in stock?
  20. "Everything in life is fine, when you're constructed with a spine." http://bit.ly/4uXc5 (@rathergood)