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  1. The man who waits for an appropriate occasion to break out the fineries is gonna get buried in a brand new tux. #credo 7:40 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  2. @JohnNoonan Their viral marketing has been CRAZY. I don't totally get the mistress thing; it's an ARG, right? 12:59 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  3. Coffe? Sex? http://bit.ly/619I9Y 10:54 PM Dec 9th from Seesmic
  4. Finished Assassin's Creed 2. Got a bit Neverending Story there at the end. 2:37 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  5. Ah killlz ur airship with literary fiat. http://bit.ly/6i6TIB 7:31 AM Dec 5th from Seesmic
  6. @waxwingslain Even if it's bold italic? http://bit.ly/4ZjXfw 9:51 AM Dec 3rd from Seesmic
  7. @WaxwingSlain I still smile every time I read a forum post about whether Kangarogue clashes with Fishtankarous. 3:59 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  8. Oh, south facing window. You're the whole reason I get out of bed in the morning. #8hoursofsunshine 11:59 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  9. There are two ways to make something challenging: increase the difficulty, or decrease the preparation. #seattlemarathon 4:53 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  10. Things video games do that movies don't: assume their audience can read. #assassinscreed2 9:05 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  11. Nabbed the very last "pre-order" copy of AC 2, Black Friday, a week after they said they'd be out. I <3 procrastination without consequences 5:53 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  12. "Drag Me To Hell" makes every other horror movie this decade look like a sentimental prostitute. 3:50 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  13. FINALLY watching "Drag Me To Hell" with the brothers. In fraternal tradition, any flinching will be met with unrelenting mockery. 11:43 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  14. New clock has all sorts of awesome features, like setting the time, album, and track of an alarm without actually turning it on. #verylate 10:30 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. 5 sauces, 1.3 cakes, 39 beer bottles, a gallon of uncooked waffle batter, 18 satin bags, 4 mystery socks, 300 beads. But no vomit. #partywin 10:31 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  16. @MarinaMartin Because the last chapter teaches you more about the difference between America and England than 400 hours of Benny Hill. 3:18 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  17. Canary in a Coalmine -> The Crane Wife -> Birdhouse in Your Soul. #ZuneIsTryingToCommunicate 10:23 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  18. Lazy is just zeal spelled backwards. Probably. I'm too zealous to check. 9:17 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  19. My father teaches me a lesson about returning calls by sending me a birthday present: an industrial waffle iron. http://twitpic.com/pg6tu 9:34 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  20. I'm pretty sure this sucker ain't gonna find a boson, let alone end the planet. But I still get shivers from that pic: http://bit.ly/1ggBU6 7:31 PM Nov 13th from Seesmic