TheOpie
- #SuckadickSundays @aplusk @britneyspears @marthastewart @50cent @aubreyoday @ashleytisdale @williamshatner @aplusk (via @AndyMilonakis)19 minutes ago from Tweetie
- I've been offered a position as a social media evangelist. If I remove my heart and amputate my soul will you friend me on Facebook?1:25 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- Karl Malden is dead. If Artie Lange bites it by the end of the year, my dead pool will be complete. That's $100K. Get back on the H Artie!1:08 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
- OH outside Minneosta Supreme Court: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me."12:02 PM Jun 30th from tweetpkr
- Ok, I figured out what to do with the dynamite, but I need access to a lot of heat-dispersing silcon gel and 150lbs of flour tortillas.3:32 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- I bought a gross of dynamite from an old farmer up by Fergus Falls. The 4th of July is going to be blast this year, literally. Cow blasting?11:26 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- Today I'm venturing off into the woods with my dog, a knife, a red bandana and Infinte Jest. #goingnative #infsum10:52 AM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- So I got to use Windows Mobile for the first time yesterday. Apple is in so much
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ha ha ha ha, fuck it can't even finish the joke.6:09 AM Jun 25th from Birdhouse
- My keyboard faces 180º S as I type this. My accountant is a little peeved that this information cost me $312 with tax.9:59 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
- Oh. Damn. I went to the Apple Store.5:54 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- Must stay away from the Apple Store, must stay away from the Apple Store. If I repeat this 10000 times it might just work.12:34 PM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
- #lyt #sinman #squarespace -- two birds, one tweet11:58 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
- Now that's a browser, spectacular tits with perfect kitten placement! http://bit.ly/wM3Po12:48 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
- So I was looking at the iPhone site on Apple.com debating whether to buy and I thought its got stupendous tits, perfect nipple placement.11:09 AM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
- After watching the new Friday 13th last night, I'll be working "you have stupendous tits, perfect nipple placement" into every conversation.7:55 AM Jun 16th from Birdhouse
- Overheard:
"Just say you want some coffee, I know what you mean."
"So when I want some weed I just call up and say coffee?"
"Right."
#subtle11:14 AM Jun 14th from Birdhouse
- You've got terminal cancer?
Sure you can join the band.
You've heard of Satan before...right?5:07 PM Jun 13th from Birdhouse
- Don't inhale smoke from outlawed weeds and look at Pau Gasol for long periods of time, you'll question humanity's current course. #mutant7:34 AM Jun 12th from Birdhouse
- "It's brand building people, look it up, I'm building a brand here! God Damn It!" Then the SEO expert put the gun to his head, "fucking Goo-12:56 PM Jun 11th from Birdhouse
- Marketing called me in today to explain Twitter to them since I now have 2K+ posts. I showed them how to write bad 140 character dick jokes.10:04 AM Jun 10th from Birdhouse
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- Name j. lindsay
- Location Minneapolis, MN 55413, USA
- Web http://theopie.com
- Bio "In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity."
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