TheOpie
- The cur graduated to level 3 in obedience school last night. He's only trying to bite small Asian children now, so proud.9:33 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
- First symptom of Alzhiemer's: forgetting your iPhone at home two days in a row. Second symptom... what was I saying again?7:28 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
- @ Saved by Barbarella seconds before the crash. I've been stuck with Dr. Durand Durand for the last 3 weeks.7:54 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to steveanderson81
- Is it strange that I have a crush on the Jane Fonda of 1967?7:31 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
- It's dark and raining at 5:30. I knew I should've fixed my headlights this summer. On the brightside, that old lady never saw me coming.3:19 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- RT @: "The person who lives life fully, glowing with life's energy, is the person who lives a successful life." ~Daisaku Ikeda9:21 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
- yeah that worked just fine.2:09 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
- Testing tweety the twitbot2:04 PM Nov 2nd from Google Wave (Tweety)
- Wouldn't it be cool if I could find all the (insert category/occupation) on Twitter in one place... oh wait, there's a list for that.1:44 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- qu'ils mangent de la brioche. 9:00 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
- I wonder how many of my gay friends only hang out with me because I'm thin and pretty. (via @: ) ditto - it's a curse! 8:56 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck
- The reservations are made, @ at the Acme in MPLS tonight. Now, where do I find the Purple Kush?12:22 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
- I think this should be @ 's new pickup line: "I eat ass." Seriously what fine maiden wouldn't go for that? Use at will.12:14 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
- Hey work, thanks for ruining my first day back. My Tumblarity is in the 30s, how am I supposed to raise it if I have to actually make shit?2:13 PM Oct 21st from TweetDeck
- The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. — Marcel Proust12:52 PM Oct 16th from Birdhouse
- I wonder if I tweet mid-flight if something will happen? Personally I think that electronics warning is Bullsh... Oh FUCK!9:07 AM Oct 15th from Birdhouse
- Holy... !
Stop the ones and zeros, I've figured it out!
Pretty much the only thing the Internet is good for is talking shit.1:50 PM Oct 14th from Birdhouse
- The only time I seem to log into Facebook anymore is on my phone while I'm taking a dump. Seems very appropriate somehow.1:20 PM Oct 13th from Birdhouse
- @ Well I never had a problem growing a beard either, it just made the story a little more interesting. Had to give Andy some love.12:47 PM Oct 12th from TweetDeck in reply to iteeth
- "I believe Hamlet was holding Ace Queen on the day he died." —Norman Chad 12:29 PM Oct 12th from Birdhouse
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- Name The Opie
- Location Minneapolis, MN
- Web http://theopie.com
- Bio In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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