theonezozo
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Why bother with metaphor when you can get away with lyrics like "Life would suck without you"?
about 5 hours ago
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@ congrats!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to yardi
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Kids taking shots of Purell? WTF?
10:47 PM Dec 7th
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Wow, it might be snowing on Skyline tomorrow...
2:54 PM Dec 6th
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@ yeah releasing one in union square in SF is just making it too easy
11:58 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to juddantin
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@ nah, I was busy tweeting
11:47 PM Dec 4th
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in reply to kpanciera
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Signs you're in Palo Alto: the exam room at the medical center has a copy of Communications of the ACM.
11:55 AM Dec 4th
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Comcast buys NBC. In other news, Heroes will now be on "Monday sometime between 9 and 6".
9:02 AM Dec 4th
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Conservapedia goes after the Bible. Which, apparently, was written by liberals.
10:28 AM Dec 3rd
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Red and blue don't make orange...
9:54 AM Dec 3rd
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You read my, you read my, you can read my Neutra Face. (even if it's bold italic)
6:52 PM Dec 2nd
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@ Congratulations! What will you be doing?
4:46 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to SergtPeppa
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@ Whoa, you're Safeway girl? I feel like Batman's been unmasked.
4:45 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to lsavidge
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Poll: Would it be poor form to bring donuts for breakfast for our Second Harvest Food Bank volunteers?
11:01 PM Dec 1st
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@ so you're putting toby messages even in your SYTYCD tweets? that's devotion. ps. feel better
9:51 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to Candeezay
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Our 20-gallon bucket comes with a warning label: Children could fall inside.
10:25 PM Nov 30th
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@ Both. But more urgently, Avenue Q.
11:02 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to yarun
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@ sorry, "the" 101?
5:12 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to yardi
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It's either spray-on Jesus or Christ endorsing a body spray.
8:15 AM Nov 29th
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It took 40 minutes, but I saved 40% on a Droid. Proving once again that my time is worth less than $125/hour. Black Friday patience FTW.
5:33 PM Nov 27th
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- Name Mike Brzozowski
- Location Mountain View, CA
- Bio Never met a social network I could completely resist.
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