Profile_bird

Hey there! theoneliner is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving theoneliner's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

theoneliner

  1. #Sherlock_Holmes# If you must re-imagine Holmes as an all-action blockbuster, this is as enjoyable as you'll get. But why must you? 4:41 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  2. New podcast just posted. Check your iTunes feeds if you've subscribed. And if not, why not? Or head to http://j.mp/7hqRTc to get it direct. 4:16 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie
  3. #Avatar# Ugly, obnoxious, boring, heavy-handed 160 odd minute CG snoozathon. Vaunted 3D adds nothing. Empty & souless, a King Kong for 2009. 6:08 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  4. #Law_Abiding_Citizen# Calling this "far fetched" would be a stunning understatement, but I can't deny that it's massively entertaining. 1:59 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  5. #The_Final_Destination_3D# A ridiculous gimmick enhances a series based on ridiculous gimmicks. More fun than it has any right to be. 5:32 PM Oct 8th from Tweetie
  6. #Sorority Row# Tries very hard to marry conventional slasher structures with ironic, snarky, post Gen-X detachment, but fails. 12:19 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  7. #Gamer# Probably more entertaining than 'Running Man meets Second Life' would imply, but mainly just a loosely linked series of explosions. 5:17 PM Sep 20th from Tweetie
  8. #Inglourious Basterds# Entertaining enough, I guess, but roundly mismarketed, full of filler, completely pointless and not worth the wait. 2:46 PM Aug 23rd from Tweetie
  9. #Taking Of Pelham 123# While Tony Scott adds nothing to a pointless remake, he doesn't ruin it either. Solid, competent, taut thriller. 2:31 AM Aug 2nd from Tweetie
  10. #Public_Enemies# Well acted, well shot, well dull. Hardened criminals make for terrible sympathetic characters. 2:06 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie
  11. #Looking_For_Eric# Enormously likable character piece cum drama, very human performances, often touching, often funny, always excellent. 5:28 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  12. #Terminator_Salvation# Had low expectations; still left disappointed. Charmless, artless, and often boring. Stop making films, McG. Please. 4:31 PM Jun 5th from Tweetie
  13. #Drag_Me_To_Hell# Evil Dead 4, minus Bruce Campbell and plus a budget. Hilarious stuff. About as scary as a used teabag, though. 1:13 AM May 31st from web
  14. #Star_Trek# Science Fiction that's pleasingly free of all of that troublesome "science" stuff. Rip-roaring space opera, hugely enjoyable. 1:30 AM May 11th from Tweetie
  15. #The_Uninvited# Atrocious mixture of rotten psychological horror and rotten supernatural horror, with a twist that is, surprisingly, rotten. 6:36 AM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  16. #Observe_And_Report# Quite unexpectedly dark in tone, with Rogen actually stretching himself for once. Also, is funny. Huzzah! 5:13 AM Apr 26th from Tweetie
  17. #Let_The_Right_One_In# Really, it's just an off-kilter adolescence cum relationship drama. With occasional vampire maulings. Good, though. 3:28 PM Apr 22nd from Tweetie
  18. #In_the_Loop# Swearing may not be big or clever, but it can be very, very funny. Expletive-filled, insult ridden & extremely enjoyable. 5:12 PM Apr 20th from web
  19. #Crank_2:_High_Voltage# Quite impressively silly Jason Statham vehicle that manages to be one of the most entertaining films of the year. 6:16 PM Apr 18th from web
  20. #Dragonball_Evolution# Massively juvenile, but seeing as that's who it's aimed at it'd be churlish to complain. 10:41 AM Apr 17th from Tweetie
  • Name theoneliner
  • Location Various bits of Britain.
  • Web http://www.theOne...
  • Bio theOneliner crew's gestalt film opinion soundbite delivery vector.
0 Following 5 Followers 0 Listed