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  1. I was so excited to have a huge picture window for the cats and now all they do is plot ways to bust through the panes. QUIET, KITTIES!
  2. @metooiguana Hot damn, then I just might have to stop by!
  3. The downtime gives me a moment to sit down with the queen and envoy, who still are not ready to be naturalized, although they are v. cuddly.
  4. Uploading photos and enjoying LIGHTNING-fast speeds of 300 kbs. Also contemplating impaling my skull on a flat-head screwdriver. For funsies
  5. @metooiguana When's your shift end? I might need a watering hole when I get off work.
  6. Getting drunk and forcing your Sims to indulge in risky behaviors is a hobby, right?
  7. Leaving work. Oh hell yes.
  8. @QuiteSwimmingly Awesome. I feel like it goes without saying, but I demand videos of your cats.
  9. I am unbelievably smug when I'm right. Which is to say I am unbelievably smug all the time.
  10. @cocomo7 @christopher_rex I borrowed that movie from someone months ago and can't bring myself to finish it. Yawn.
  11. Someone hacked into my eBay account and sent a bunch of spam. Gross.
  12. RT @FakeAPStylebook: FOOD WRITERS: Do not mention your mom's stuffing. That was between us and her.
  13. @QuiteSwimmingly Hahahaha, awesome!
  14. Mailing my first mortgage check with a Bart Simpson stamp, man.
  15. To the bird outside who sounds like a squealing pig, I hope you get rid of your demons soon.
  16. I'm thankful for punctuation, even though I apparently forget to use it sometimes. !!!
  17. So that X on the little pop-up tweet box in TweetDeck? It doesn't close the box it opens TweetDeck. That's dumb.
  18. @downtownsig I will pluck every beard hair out of your face, one at a time. PAIN.
  19. @brob *It. It's too early for my intern to be typing coherently.
  20. @brob I happened so often at my apartment that I just stopped putting envelopes in the box. But here? At my house? COME ON!!