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  1. Darryl: You're not as scary as Bookface over there. Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as "Bookface".
  2. Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
  3. You know I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine. http://bit.ly/4zbmQg
  4. Michael Scott: I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back. http://bit.ly/3mNWA6
  5. Michael Scott: What topics can you use for small talk? Creed: Small things... peas, ball bearings, dimes.
  6. BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!--
  7. I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors. http://bit.ly/1xtB4J
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  9. Quotes from "Niagara," Jim and Pam's Wedding: http://bit.ly/dPGF8
  10. Forever by Chris Brown. Did they play the entire song? That was a long, great part of the episode!
  11. RT @theofficenbc: The Office has taken over Twitter! How cool are our fans?! Have a look at trends #TheOffice #JimandPam Pam Jim Dwight etc.
  12. New Jim & Pam wedding items at the NBC Store (don't look yet, West Coasters!) http://bit.ly/6Dnjs (via @nbcstore) #theoffice
  13. Tonight's wedding episode felt like a finale it was so epic! What do you think?
  14. Quotes from this week's The Office: http://bit.ly/jaoT3 (Still no explanation of what a bean means.)
  15. Mmm--well to be fair, Jim... James. Jimothy? [Jim nods] To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim?
  16. Ricky Gervais at the Emmy Awards last night... giving @rainnwilson some love! Video: http://bit.ly/17JGUK
  17. Thanks to Christine for the new profile image! Awesome "office vectors." Get icons and the wallpaper here http://bit.ly/Q1XAh
  18. Phyllis broke up with Bob... my prediction anyway. Why was she so depressed this episode?
  19. Quotes from the Season Premiere of The Office: http://bit.ly/s6wfU
  20. Who's been saying there's another person inside of me, working me with controls!?