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  1. I HATE AUTOTUNE!! I'm surrounded by the sound of monotoned Arabic Daleks singing about their bleedin' carpets.
  2. Still in ****ing COMOROS!! Arrrrrrgh! At this rate, I'll be having Christmas on my own in Ethiopia. FEEEEEED THE WO-OR-LD.
  3. Thoroughly miserable and bored. If you want to cheer me up, you can call me on +2693232902 (but get someone else to pay the bill!).
  4. Ow ow ow ow ow. My skin has started to peel. Now I look like Michael Gambon in The Singing Detective.
  5. Just been on the phone to the agents for the Shissiwani. It doesn't look like it'll be leaving until NEXT Monday. ARRRRRRRGH!!!
  6. Zelda wasn't just terrifying, the bubbling-mucus sound of her voice made me feel positively nauseous.
  7. No boat again today - and now my face is looking like Zelda from the Terrahawks. Damn this sunburn.
  8. Just looked in mirror: A passing resemblance to Clint Eastwood. After staggering out of the desert in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.
  9. Interesting thing I learnt today: Humans are more closely related to trout than trout are to sharks. True!
  10. Well that cheered me up no end. Not. Think I'll spend the rest of the evening bursting the blisters on my face.
  11. The mad thing is that this far-flung outpost in the Indian Ocean has better coverage of the Merseyside Derby than Merseyside does.
  12. It's Leo's big four-oh today, so if you wish to send him birthday wishes, feel free to make use of the Odyssey Contact page!
  13. In a bad way after my adventure on the volcano: my legs have packed up & my face & neck are sunburnt beyond any reasonable shade of lobster.
  14. How come the boat ain't leaving today? C'est un problem avec le drogs. Dogs? No - drugs. Oooooooh..... #odyssey
  15. In hindsight... perhaps attempting to scale the world's biggest active volcano in one day was a little ambitious. My legs are KILLING ME.
  16. SO... is Comoros the most obscure country in the world? Or is it Palau? Ask around.
  17. Commissioner Mahdi of the Comoros Port Authority just whizzed by on a motorbike shouting “THREE DAYS!”. I'm outta here Sunday, I hope...
  18. Can someone please explain to me why on Earth I'm paying €16 a night to sleep in a filthy cell with no running water?
  19. It's raining it's pouring. Not the best day to scale the world's highest active volcano...
  20. If I had a pound for every time I looked at Bonoand thought, "Wow, you're awesome," I'd have no pounds.