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I am so happy and not in the least bit resentful that Flavor Flav is financially secure.
8:53 PM Nov 26th
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Haven't eaten since 7a; I need as much possible space in my stomach for turkey, etc. Anyone who says it doesn't work like that -- shut up.
12:06 PM Nov 26th
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Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later? The answer to this and other fact-tulence.
5:24 PM Nov 25th
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It is high time that robots start taking over the more tedious daily chores, like doing the laundry and showering.
4:28 PM Nov 25th
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My new column is off all of the following: The hook, the chart, the chain and the wagon.
12:40 PM Nov 18th
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I think I wrote a new column.
10:25 AM Nov 11th
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John Waters still believes his mustache looks good.
8:01 PM Nov 10th
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If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed - Mark Twain
8:01 AM Nov 2nd
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Stop-motion video of the last W&L dinner in collaboration with Studiofeast. The redheaded blur behind the bar - me.
11:06 PM Oct 18th
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Part one of all that is awesome. Check it out. It's best.
10:36 PM Oct 12th
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Attended a great Nobel Rot event tonight and now I can say, without any hesitation, that I love drinking wine and converting it to pee.
10:03 PM Oct 3rd
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Hung-over, woke up at noon, took a nap at one -- it's good to be off the wagon again.
10:53 AM Oct 3rd
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TheNickB Health Cleanse-No Drinking, no coffee, smoking is all right, Philly Cheesesteaks at least once a week-You'll be a shape in no time.
7:18 PM Sep 29th
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There's so many diseases to worry about in this world; Swine Flu, Avian Flu, Mad Cow Disease, French Fry Fever, Chocoholism. I need to eat!
8:32 PM Sep 24th
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Homeless people smell really bad. Why don’t they take a bath or someth- oh, right.
8:59 PM Sep 22nd
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I have gone one week without caffeine in an attempt to cut it out of my system. Can’t even begin to describe how dumb this is. Don't do it.
6:44 PM Sep 22nd
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I am the only person in the East Hampton Independent office that knows how to work the coffee pot. My job just got a whole lot easier.
9:03 AM Sep 21st
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Breakfast made up of Honey Nut Clusters, shame of waking up after noon.
9:40 AM Sep 19th
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How is it, with all of the culinary influences in my life, I ate, and looked forward to eating, Kraft Mac n’ Cheese for dinner tonight?
8:08 PM Sep 18th
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Day one of an epic Detox - no booze, caffeine, or smoking. My head hurts and I am irritable. Gonna be a fun few weeks.
8:29 PM Sep 16th
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- Name Nicholas Bennett
- Location Brooklyn
- Bio I am a writer, columnist, and editor. I am also desperate for attention.
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