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Talked with employee at rival company; "We get casual dress week" I said. "I get 5 weeks of vacation" she said. Then I cried. She laughed.2:12 PM Jun 29thfrom web
For every "thank deity!" I've had due to Excel AutoRecover it's caused 3 "computer can't hide embarrassing webcomics in time" incidents3:42 PM Jun 23rdfrom TweetDeck
Tosh.0 What happens when Comedy Central decides to fill 30 minutes with a dude reading YouTube comments? Mind of Mencia would be better12:14 AM Jun 5thfrom Twinkle
My neighbors say "we never see you 'cause you park in your garage" like it's a bad thing.7:44 AM Jun 4thfrom Twinkle
Sitting in basement trying to pry a cheeseburger from the dumbwaiter. Just realized that I need to stop calling my wife that7:57 PM Jun 3rdfrom Twinkle
2 days after I swear off pork an Airstream appears serving pulled pork ... Universe: I am swearing off beer and chicken vindaloo.3:45 PM Jun 3rdfrom Twinkle
No I did not "smuggle" this bacon into your vegetarian restaurant; I'm perfectly happy to pay the porkage fee.6:38 PM May 29thfrom Twinkle
