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  1. Partner just handed me a motion from opposing counsel that "just came in". It was up this morning. I'm glad it wasn't important. Not. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Just wrote to a client advising her to 'pursue legal action' against her fiancé for injuries sustained in a car accident. I'm a homewrecker. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. Survived the morning court call without clerical error or a contempt citation. I'm going to declare the day a success...for now. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. I got a fever. And the only cure is more Bears Offensive Holding about 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. This is my brain. This is my brain on drugs. In all of its squishy glory. http://tinyurl.com/ydbbyx7 Better lawyering through chemistry! 12:39 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  6. @legallyfab1 I'm sure that they would be of the same tone and general snark level to the things that I've been saying 12:02 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to legallyfab1
  7. I seriously need a new body. 10:46 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  8. Fletcherinho for the goal of the week! 10:06 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  9. Tommy Smyth is the best analyst in sports. And he could beat up John Madden. Or at least kick him in the junk. 6:46 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  10. I love the way the British say the word controversy. 5:51 AM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  11. Scrubs has "Snoop Dogg Intern". Cook County has "Snoop Dogg Deputy Circuit Court Clerk" 9:27 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  12. I'm at the office. I figure that working at 63% is better than letting the work pile up as a 100% lazy person on the couch. 6:53 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  13. "Might be swine flu" Thanks Doc. 11:47 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  14. Sick Day The Sequel: Time to go to the doctor. 5:14 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  15. I stayed home from work today. Sick. First time in 13 months. And this is clearly why I've taken up residence on the couch. 3:15 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  16. I have drafted a complaint (read: copy, paste, edit) in record time. I don't chase ambulances...they chase me. 1:02 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  17. @eswiss Thanks! I think the jaw is still on the floor. 11:41 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to eswiss
  18. Stranger things than this have happened. But I'm not going to lie, I've been a little giggly as a result: http://tinyurl.com/yhydpro 11:29 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  19. I seriously don't want to go to trial. I feel atrocious. My prep is lacking. And I will lose. Don't make me go. PLEASE! 6:51 AM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  20. I get warm and fuzzy while taking DayQuil. My filter shuts off and people start to worry: http://tinyurl.com/yealp32 1:31 PM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  • Name Namby Pamby
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://thenambypa...
  • Bio I get paid to dress pretty, go to court and talk to crazy people. This is just one lawyer's approach to the practice of law
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