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  1. I don't wanna go to work. I don't wanna!!!
  2. Working on Sunday Night. Yeah. It's like that.
  3. Figures after not being able to fall asleep that I wake up this early.
  4. So much for a happy lazy Saturday: I just got fired in a video game. Bullshiite.
  5. English Premier Soccer, Coffee and the Couch.
  6. A night in after a long and stressful week is bliss. In other news, my liver got a restraining order against me.
  7. This work day needed to end Wednesday.
  8. @legallyfab1 I fully endorse your study habits for the MPRE. Anything past the bare minimum score means you prepared way too much.
  9. BigLaw attorneys don't grasp the finer points of my sense of humor. To wit: they don't have a sense of humor.
  10. There is nothing better than a hot cup of coffee and a Clif Bar. Ok, yes there are, but it's the best I've got right now.
  11. This just in: Swine Flu Susan is the cousin of Typhoid Mary.
  12. C'mon Bulls. 63 seconds.
  13. Why do my clients insist on talking my ear off for 25 minutes at a turn? Please. Put the phone down. Take your pain pill. And be quiet.
  14. My phone is bad bad influence on my workflow. Those who are on the other end have done a bad bad thing: http://tinyurl.com/yzzbkfy
  15. @DavidHaugh Contracts can be amended. Adidas had the opportunity to be magnanimous, but instead they look petty. Bad PR move.
  16. Once more into the breach dear friends. Or something legal sounding like that.
  17. @legallyfab1 Being awake is the new sound asleep
  18. Congrats Yankees. Now go away. We have many better sports teams to focus on. And better sports.
  19. I'm wondering if I should encourage this class to drop out...
  20. Helping out law students in the courtroom by doing what I do best: lying on the witness stand.