themikedavis
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Unexpected symptoms from being sick, getting hooked on cold medicine AND the Real Housewives of Orange County.
4:32 PM Dec 3rd
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If there is a lesson to be learned from the Tiger incident, it is to never use your cellphone to contact your mistress. Or, just not cheat.
7:58 AM Dec 2nd
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Oh, Tiger. You may be able to escape the long arm of the law, but your powers are useless against the might of TMZ.
8:16 AM Nov 30th
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There's nothing like a great smoothie. Unless, of course, it is being served by an attractive girl clad only in lingerie and a smile.
11:10 AM Nov 27th
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I am thankful for loved ones, friends, family, good health, and Mad Max reruns on AMC.
8:05 AM Nov 25th
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When the Twilight guys turn into dogs, where do their clothes go?
1:48 PM Nov 23rd
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Heading to Kingsville Ranch hand Breakfast, 3-5K people expected to show up. Hopefully, they don't run out of Fruity Pebbles!
7:13 AM Nov 21st
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Kelly Clarkson, my December 7th would suck without you.
11:55 AM Nov 18th
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I don't know if the Palin Newsweek cover is sexist or not, but I do know one thing. She has terrific gams! Ok, I guess I do know then.
3:02 PM Nov 17th
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@ Srsly!
9:51 AM Nov 17th
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This just in! Facetious comments are not meant to be taken seriously! OMG, seriously?!
9:38 AM Nov 17th
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I'm no doctor, but I have been interviewed by Glamour Magazine. So, I'm pretty sure that officially makes me an expert on women.
8:34 AM Nov 17th
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I should never do the Ellen dance in public.
4:58 PM Nov 15th
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George Clooney can kill goats with his mind or his looks!
7:16 PM Nov 13th
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If/When I have a kid. I'm going to raise him or her on the same stuff I was raised on. Zombie movies and the Dirty Harry franchise.
1:14 PM Nov 13th
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Just bought a shirt that supports two of my favorite causes: breasts and breast cancer awareness.
9:26 AM Nov 13th
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Kraft Cheese & Macaroni is SO much better than Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
8:59 AM Nov 13th
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My Dean's List shirt lets everyone know I'm an intellectual as well as a badass. I can kick ass and recite Hamlet. Or do both at same time!
7:31 PM Nov 12th
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In the sunlight, I sort of sparkle. For all I know, I could be one of those Twilight vampires now, except much cooler. @
1:02 PM Nov 12th
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@ My skin is all sorts of crazy dry. Had no choice but to put on some lotion.
12:20 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Mike Davis
- Location Corpus Christi, Texas
- Bio Student, Philanthropist, and quite possibly the goddamn Batman!
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