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  1. Julian's knob just fell off, but don't worry, he said he can screw it back on!
  2. Julian just told me that he prefers to be twat then a complete twat. What a twat!
  3. Okay, I got nervous and told the nurse to make sure that she got my details right on the tube. Luckily she laughed. Damn, blood tests!
  4. is fasting for a blood test tomorrow. It'll be odd seeing my own blood in a test tube.
  5. @_Musicpanda I care, I bet your family cares too and your friends and... JESUS! (Scrap the last one, I'm an atheist!)
  6. @WickedBeggar Nope....
  7. @tastelikedeath Crap! That's the one. I can fall over a lot and repeat, "I know nothing!" Also, I've lost the ability to speel!!!
  8. Got a certificate for manuel handling today. Now if I injure myself while carrying things, it's no longer the NHS's fault!
  9. Playing with the dog in the park so I don't go out drinking. Gotta keep myself busy!
  10. Started the day by impersonating my dad on the phone. Things can only get better!
  11. On my way home. Was hoping not to drink tonight, but failed yet again. Will not drink all of next week. I'm getting de ja vue.
  12. @WickedBeggar I know, bit embarressing. It's alcohol induced permenant short term memory loss.
  13. @scientificsloth never!
  14. Woop, just watched Bruno. It's not as good as Borat, but I'd give it at least 3 stars. Might be because of my hangover though!
  15. Oh no! Not again! A curry with friends turned into a lock-in that saw me home at 4:30 am this morning! Why? How? and What happened?
  16. Heading out for a curry with friends. The ultimate hangover cure.
  17. The bits I remember from last night: drinking cement mixers, trying to dance, feeling up my ex and the entertainment hitting on me. Fun!
  18. Is d fucked
  19. Okay, thorough drinking in process. Passing the point of no return.
  20. Shit! God farts in my face again! How can you say no to free wine!