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- Julian's knob just fell off, but don't worry, he said he can screw it back on!about 16 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Julian just told me that he prefers to be twat then a complete twat. What a twat!about 17 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Okay, I got nervous and told the nurse to make sure that she got my details right on the tube. Luckily she laughed. Damn, blood tests!1:04 AM Jul 15th from Twitterrific
- is fasting for a blood test tomorrow. It'll be odd seeing my own blood in a test tube.12:37 PM Jul 14th from web
- @_Musicpanda I care, I bet your family cares too and your friends and... JESUS! (Scrap the last one, I'm an atheist!)12:33 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to _Musicpanda
- @WickedBeggar Nope....12:23 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to WickedBeggar
- @tastelikedeath Crap! That's the one. I can fall over a lot and repeat, "I know nothing!" Also, I've lost the ability to speel!!!10:55 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to tastelikedeath
- Got a certificate for manuel handling today. Now if I injure myself while carrying things, it's no longer the NHS's fault!9:21 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
- Playing with the dog in the park so I don't go out drinking. Gotta keep myself busy!10:56 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- Started the day by impersonating my dad on the phone. Things can only get better!12:34 AM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
- On my way home. Was hoping not to drink tonight, but failed yet again. Will not drink all of next week. I'm getting de ja vue.4:14 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- @WickedBeggar I know, bit embarressing. It's alcohol induced permenant short term memory loss.1:58 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific in reply to WickedBeggar
- @scientificsloth never!1:49 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific in reply to scientificsloth
- Woop, just watched Bruno. It's not as good as Borat, but I'd give it at least 3 stars. Might be because of my hangover though!1:41 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- Oh no! Not again! A curry with friends turned into a lock-in that saw me home at 4:30 am this morning! Why? How? and What happened?6:42 AM Jul 12th from web
- Heading out for a curry with friends. The ultimate hangover cure.11:16 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
- The bits I remember from last night: drinking cement mixers, trying to dance, feeling up my ex and the entertainment hitting on me. Fun!10:46 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
- Is d fucked4:51 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- Okay, thorough drinking in process. Passing the point of no return.1:15 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- Shit! God farts in my face again! How can you say no to free wine!11:53 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
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