themalaise
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Wait, you didn't hear? Twitter is out, Friendster is back.
10:11 AM Jun 10th
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In honor of Conan's return, one of his best clips ever:
11:34 AM Jun 2nd
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After further consideration, I support the removal of the octopus scene from The Goonies. Though the reference at the ending should go too.
9:29 PM Jun 1st
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People fail to recognize significance of time machines. Going back just to meet some dead guy is a real waste of opportunity. Think bigger.
7:59 AM Jun 1st
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Note to Younger Self: Don't knock on those who need antacids after big meals or nights out...you only mock yourself. We are weak, you and I.
2:27 PM May 22nd
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@ I don't alway drink schnapps. But when I do, I prefer Goldschläger. Stay thirsty, my friend.
11:25 AM May 21st
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Wanna be hip? Drink Goldschläger.
11:37 PM May 20th
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Today's Lyric: "You gotta fight it and learn your lesson or you will end up in deep deep depression." -David Hasselhoff 'Is Everybody Happy'
3:25 PM May 20th
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There should be a rule that allows for only 5 new bands to be created per a year. Naturally, these bands should meet my personal preference.
3:12 PM May 20th
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Sunday EVENINGS, now those are easy.
4:35 PM May 17th
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"It's great to have a private jet." -Oprah
12:13 PM May 12th
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Laserdiscs are making a comeback. You heard it here first.
9:22 AM May 12th
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Favorite lyric of the day: "Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male." -Sade's 'Smooth Operator'
8:55 AM May 12th
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Would most certainly break my neck but want to this try anyways:
8:41 PM May 11th
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facial hair comes and goes but friendship is forever.
10:58 AM May 11th
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Really did have things I wanted to do for the last 18 minutes. But this won out:
1:07 PM May 8th
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Looking forward to Star Trek, won't deny it. And since I'm admitting geekness, pretty stoked on Moon too:
11:08 PM May 7th
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Which is better: dreaming of wakes or waking dreams?
7:43 PM May 6th
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Hanging out with The Boss. Ready to have my face rocked off.
4:39 PM May 5th
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Comparing The Boss to John Cougar Mellencamp is like comparing a thunderstorm to a little girl's tears. They're not even the same league.
1:33 PM May 5th
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- Name Rob Douglas
- Location Charlottesville, VA
- Web http://www.themal...
- Bio ghost-tweeter for minor celebrities with expertise in thesauri, dioramas and time travel.
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