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watchin animal planet "rogue lion". host actin tough stalking lions w a long cane. brave 1 is the guy luggin the camera!
24 minutes ago
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shop 4 kids. no more plastic crap! i could melt what we have &make 5 BR igloo. get em a knife &block o wood. now carve!
about 22 hours ago
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Got an "A" line boarding pass on southwest. Yay! Tiger could use SWest; "gotta get away?" Flyin to oak cuz I got a show in pleasanton Th-sat
7:19 PM Dec 2nd
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Play opened in london called "cock". Wonder if vagina monologues is playin down the street? Wouldn't want 2 b british parent splainin that 1
10:57 AM Dec 2nd
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tiger woods admits to "transgressions." love that spin word .guess it beats "bangin some chicks on the side."
9:09 AM Dec 2nd
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readin my morning meditative msg while tweetin,eatin+on hold w cable co. doubt multi tasking spiritual growth will work.
9:04 AM Dec 2nd
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tweet re dogs+kids =good. politics, race =sour responses. c'mon,stop skimmin yur broth+go for the meat+noodles inside u!
7:07 AM Dec 2nd
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celeb voiceover ads. No idea why pay big bucks 4 this + cartoons. Like people r goin "Loved planet 51. I went cuz gary oldman duz a voice!"
11:00 AM Dec 1st
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Missing the days when major choices were solved by "eeny, meeny, miney, mo."
8:06 AM Dec 1st
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people point 2 book "shut up+sing" re performers+politics. they feel same re reagan? in 80s no book called "shutup+ act"
12:14 AM Nov 30th
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Can't decide which I hate more-commercial for freecreditreport.com or coors light phony press conference w former nfl coaches.
10:13 PM Nov 29th
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my arab friends r profiled. after ok city bombing, why didn't we put USA guys w crew cuts + beady eyes on terror list?
1:06 AM Nov 29th
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tiger's RICH. driveway so long he had high speed crash. he's same as all of us. like w my ex, no amt of $ stops the pain
10:28 AM Nov 28th
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many athletes have kids out of wedlock + we keep cheerin 4 em. if it was a female golfer w 6 kids? hand in yur "putter"
3:47 PM Nov 27th
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haven't left my bedroom 2day. feelin like bein a hermit. blackout curtains r helping. resting from tryptophan hangover
12:21 PM Nov 27th
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Had to run out for peas. No lie, I'm stuck @ cashier behind a lady whose credit card is being declined 4 a pack of capri slims + one truffle
2:04 PM Nov 26th
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volunteer @ son's K class. we made turkey artwork. 2day i hav 2 xplain why i'm reachin into the ass + pullin out giblets
11:46 AM Nov 26th
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got fresh turkey, wrangled, beheaded + plucked @ sarah palin rogue farms.
8:05 AM Nov 26th
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bowled w kids. gutter guards!? so usa wuss kids wont cry over gutter balls. suffer the indignity of bowlin a 29 be-otch!
12:54 AM Nov 26th
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great season of curb, but last show not funny. agree? what 2 dvr now? no reality. ew. any1 aspire 2 have TALENT anymore?
10:29 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Craig Shoemaker
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.craigs...
- Bio in the business of funny, but don
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