thelordyourgod
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REBOOTING CREATION IN FOUR... THREE... TWO... HEY! LOOK AT THE RETARDED PUPPY:
3:17 PM Sep 2nd
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THE LORD YOUR GOD IS, AS EVER, MORE STABLE AND MORE RELIABLE THAN GOOGLE. AT LEAST YOU MONKEYS KNOW YOU WON'T GET ANSWERS FROM HIM
8:46 AM Sep 2nd
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THE LORD YOUR GOD AT PLACE BEER DRINK DON'T GRAMMAR CARE
8:30 PM Aug 29th
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AS USUALLY, THE LORD YOUR GOD HAS BEEN PUBLISHED: RELIGIONS ARE PERMITTED TO DECIDE WHICH TESTAMENT THIS IS
1:31 PM Aug 26th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD WAS GONNA RELEASE CREATION SUITE 2.0 TODAY, BUT FOUND OUT WINDOWS 7 WON'T SUPPORT IT. STUPID WINDOWS 7
12:59 PM Aug 26th
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HEY KID, JOKE TIME:
JESUS, HANGING FROM THE CROSS, SAYS "PETER, C'MERE."
PETER: "YES LORD?"
JESUS: "PETER, YOU ROCK."
HA HA. GET IT?
9:20 AM Aug 21st
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THE LORD YOUR GOD HATES YOUR CLEVER MEME. THE LORD YOUR GOD HATES STALE CINNAMON TWISTS. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS GOING TO YELL IN A MINUTE.
8:32 AM Aug 19th
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ENH, SO-SO.
8:29 AM Aug 19th
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IF THE LORD YOUR GOD LIKED YOU, YOU WOULD BE:
A) RICH
B) FAMOUS, OR
C) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
8:00 AM Aug 18th
from Birdhouse
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SORRY, NO, TWEETING IS NOT THE LORD YOUR GOD'S FULL-TIME JOB
3:55 PM Aug 15th
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YES, THE LORD YOUR GOD READS EVERY ONE OF YOUR TWEETS. THEY ARE SO INTERESTING. LIKE THAT ONE... YEAH, THAT ONE! YEAH. THAT WAS GREAT
4:47 PM Aug 13th
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HEY, IF THE LORD YOUR GOD CAN'T GET MONSTER.COM TO WORK FOR HIM, WHY WOULD IT WORK FOR YOU?
3:22 PM Aug 13th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD USES @ TO COPY-AND-PASTE "THE LORD YOUR GOD" INTO A BUNCH OF DRAFTS. OTHERWISE, THAT'S A TON OF FINGERING.
7:57 AM Aug 13th
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LONG AGO, THE LORD YOUR GOD NEEDED JUST ONE DAY OF REST AFTER RELEASING CREATION SUITE 1.x. BUT THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING WAS EXCITING AND NEW
2:34 PM Aug 11th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD IS AGAINST DRUGS BECAUSE THEY MESS WITH HUMANITY 1.x's ARCHITECTURE. HUMANITY 2.0 TREATS THEM AS ADD-ONS (FOR A SMALL FEE)
9:01 AM Aug 6th
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CONSERVATIVE MONKEYS HOARD THEIR POOP TO PLAY WITH IT. LIBERAL MONKEYS POOP A TON AND PAINT THE WALLS WITH IT. MONKEYS ARE FUNNY
8:53 AM Aug 5th
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THELORDYOURGODHASSOMUCHTODOANDSOMUCHENERGYANDSOMUCHCREATIVITYJUSTFLOWINGWITHIDEASANDINSPRIATIONWHYYESTHELORDYOURGWILLHAVEANOTHERCOFFEE
10:30 AM Aug 3rd
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AH, SATURDAY. THE DAY THE LORD YOUR GOD RESTS
11:26 AM Aug 1st
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INFINITE AND OMNIPRESENT IS THE LORD YOUR GOD -- BUT MAINTAINING 3,097,621 TWITTER ACCOUNTS IS TIRESOME BUSINESS
8:52 AM Jul 31st
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IT IS HARD TO CHECK INTO FOURSQUARE WHEN YOU'RE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE
10:21 AM Jul 28th
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