thelordyourgod
- THE LORD YOUR GOD IS TIRED OF YOUR FEATURE REQUESTS. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS NOT CONDUCTING USER RESEARCH. HE WILL BUILD IT -- YOU WILL COME1:10 PM Jul 8th from web
- FOUR WORDS THE LORD YOUR GOD SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE YOU FORGET FOR THEY SOUND GROSS: MEAL, CORN, GIFT, QUERNINE. OH WAIT, MAKE THAT THREE.8:52 AM Jul 7th from web
- WHY? BECAUSE THE LORD YOUR GOD SAID SO, THAT'S WHY8:42 AM Jul 6th from web
- UNIVERSE 2.0 TO FEATURE NEAT "IN EXISTENCE" MACRO-TRANSACTIONS. SPEND CASH MONEY ON STUFF AND MAKE YOUR MISERABLE LIVES MORE BEARABLE. YAY5:52 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- THE LORD YOUR GODDAMMIT WHY IS THE LORD YOUR GOD'S ESPRESSO NOT A DOUBLE?? THE LORD YOUR GOD PAID FOR A DOUBLE! AAAGGGHHH! ALSO, COFFEE8:41 AM Jul 1st from web
- THE LORD YOUR GOD GAVE YOU THE SECOND COMING BUT YOU DIDN'T EMBRACE BILLY MAYS. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THE LORD YOUR GOD IS A CONSUMER GOD10:29 AM Jun 28th from web
- 2000 YEARS AGO, THEY HAD JESUS. YOU HAVE AN IPHONE. THERE YOU GO5:45 PM Jun 27th from web
- THE LORD YOUR GOD QUESTIONS RELATIVITY AND GETS FOLLOWED BY A BUNCH OF CREATIONISTS WHO IGNORE HE CALLED THEM MONKEYS. SIGH...11:28 AM Jun 23rd from web
- HERE'S A PUZZLE FIT FOR MONKEYS: IF E EQUALS MC SQUARED, THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL APES?9:12 AM Jun 23rd from web
- WHAT, TWITTER IS STILL HERE?10:21 AM Jun 19th from web
- THE LORD YOUR GOD UNLEASHES THE TWITPOCALYPSE UPON YOUR APE ASSES. (ACTUALLY, JUST PHASE 1,198,987 OF LAUNCHING RAPTURE 1.0, UNIVERSE 2.0)10:24 AM Jun 10th from web
- STUFF DUMB PEOPLE LIKE: THE LORD YOUR GOD ON TWITTER. THE LORD YOUR GOD SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. ERM... A NEW ONE, ANYWAY4:49 PM Jun 9th from web
- IF FACEBOOK'S FACELIFT PISSED YOU OFF, JUST WAIT UNTIL THE LORD YOUR GOD RELEASES UNIVERSE 2.0!3:43 PM Jun 9th from web
- LOVE ME, STUPID11:24 PM Jun 1st from web
- MOST AWARE SONG YOUR SPECIES EVER CREATED: "HEY HEY, WE'RE THE MONKEES, ETC." MOST AWARE SONG BY YOUR COUSINS, THE CHIMPS: "WHO WHO WHO!"10:32 PM Jun 1st from web
- WHAT THE LORD YOUR GOD THINKS IS YOU SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP11:26 AM Jun 1st from web
- THE LORD YOUR GOD NOW HAS THREE UHM WHATEVERS. PROPHETS. YEAH, PROPHETS.10:25 PM May 29th from web
- THE LORD YOUR GOD IS NOT A CODE MONKEY. THOU ART THE CODE MONKEY. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS THE CODE THOU CANNOT CRACK10:15 AM May 29th from web
- >EARTH2>>C:RUN>>?HUMANITY1 ON>C:RUN RAPTURE1>?HUMANITY2 ON>C:RUN MONKEYSEXOVERDRIVE>?HUMANITY1 + HUMANITY 2 ON>C:RUN HOW FUN TO WATCH!>>END9:48 AM May 29th from web
- OH, LOOK! ANOTHER "GOD" ON TWITTER FOLLOWING THE LORD YOUR GOD, HOPING FOR A FOLLOW-BACK. NOTE TO ALL: THE LORD YOUR GOD DOES NOT FOLLOW9:31 PM May 28th from web
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