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BREAKING NEWS, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: UNIVERSE 2.0 TO FEATURE INTELLIGENT, RATIONAL, TRULY INTERESTING SIMIANS. STAY TUNED!
12:07 PM Nov 24th
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PREVIEW OF CREATION SUITE 2'S INPUT ERROR MESSAGING: BOOP
9:43 AM Nov 23rd
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MONKEYS! STOP! ONE IS A PROPHET ONLY IF THE LORD YOUR GOD DEEMS! ETC.
12:24 AM Nov 21st
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THE LORD YOUR GOD AND THE NEW PROPHETS WOULD BE THE BEST BAND NAME OF ALL TIME AND SPACE:
1:11 PM Nov 20th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD IS GOING TO CREATE A LIST OF HIS PROPHETS, IF THE LORD YOUR GOD CAN FIGURE IT OUT. DAMN KIDS AND THEIR "TECHNOLOGY"
11:50 AM Nov 20th
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AND LO! THE LORD YOUR GOD SHALL INFLICT A PLAGUE OF FAT DUDES SPORTING PONYTAILS AND READING TERRY PRATCHET NOVELS! OH, ALREADY DID THAT ONE
5:22 PM Nov 5th
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IF THE LORD YOUR GOD HAD SOMETHING NEW TO TELL YOU, THE LORD YOUR GOD WOULD HAVE CREATED TWITTER LONG, LONG AGO
5:05 PM Nov 1st
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HI NOOB HIIIIIII! WELCOME TO THE REAL GOD WHAT? what? wha-wha-wha WWWHHHAAATTT? THE LORD YOUR GOD WHAAAAAAAAA! WELCOME! Sigh.
11:25 PM Oct 30th
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AH HA THE LORD YOUR GOD DRESSED UP AS ACALTRANS WORKER "FIXING" THE BAY BRIDGE HA HA HA AHHH
9:07 AM Oct 30th
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NO.
8:07 PM Oct 26th
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BE ENTERTAINED. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS HERE ALL ETERNITY
1:50 AM Oct 24th
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DONKEY SHOW
1:43 AM Oct 24th
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WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAAA THERE, LADIES. THE LORD YOUR GOD DOES NOT NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DONKEY SHOW
10:27 AM Oct 21st
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YOU ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED THAT THE LORD YOUR GOD DESIGNED ANGELS WITHOUT GENETALIA. AS IF THE LORD YOUR GOD NEEDS THAT MESS AROUND HERE
10:07 AM Oct 19th
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THAN THAT! THAN THAT! THAN THAT!
AS IF YOU ENGLISH SPEAKING MONKEYS WHO USE A LATIN GRAMMAR AND FIFTY-SIX ROOT LANGUAGES CAN TALK
3:09 PM Oct 15th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD IS NOT SAYING THAT 6000 YEARS IS NOT A LONG TIME. IT JUST FEELS A LOT LONGER THAT. LIKE, 6 BILLION YEARS. GIVE OR TAKE
1:09 PM Oct 15th
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THE LORD YOUR GOD'S KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
9:59 PM Oct 10th
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THE THE LORD LORD YOUR YOUR GOD GOD JUST JUST DISCOVERED DISCOVERED COPY COPY AND AND PASTE! PASTE!
4:14 PM Oct 1st
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THE LORD YOUR GOD IS A GOD, NOT YOUR BITCH
4:01 PM Sep 23rd
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SAD ARE THE MONKEYS WHO SHAVE THE EY FROM THEIR NAMES AND DENY THEIR CORE PROGRAMMING
12:00 PM Sep 21st
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