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  1. AND LO! THE LORD YOUR GOD SHALL INFLICT A PLAGUE OF FAT DUDES SPORTING PONYTAILS AND READING TERRY PRATCHET NOVELS! OH, ALREADY DID THAT ONE
  2. IF THE LORD YOUR GOD HAD SOMETHING NEW TO TELL YOU, THE LORD YOUR GOD WOULD HAVE CREATED TWITTER LONG, LONG AGO
  3. HI NOOB HIIIIIII! WELCOME TO THE REAL GOD WHAT? what? wha-wha-wha WWWHHHAAATTT? THE LORD YOUR GOD WHAAAAAAAAA! WELCOME! Sigh.
  4. AH HA THE LORD YOUR GOD DRESSED UP AS ACALTRANS WORKER "FIXING" THE BAY BRIDGE HA HA HA AHHH
  5. NO.
  6. BE ENTERTAINED. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS HERE ALL ETERNITY
  7. DONKEY SHOW
  8. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAAA THERE, LADIES. THE LORD YOUR GOD DOES NOT NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DONKEY SHOW
  9. YOU ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED THAT THE LORD YOUR GOD DESIGNED ANGELS WITHOUT GENETALIA. AS IF THE LORD YOUR GOD NEEDS THAT MESS AROUND HERE
  10. THAN THAT! THAN THAT! THAN THAT! AS IF YOU ENGLISH SPEAKING MONKEYS WHO USE A LATIN GRAMMAR AND FIFTY-SIX ROOT LANGUAGES CAN TALK
  11. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS NOT SAYING THAT 6000 YEARS IS NOT A LONG TIME. IT JUST FEELS A LOT LONGER THAT. LIKE, 6 BILLION YEARS. GIVE OR TAKE
  12. THE LORD YOUR GOD'S KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
  13. THE THE LORD LORD YOUR YOUR GOD GOD JUST JUST DISCOVERED DISCOVERED COPY COPY AND AND PASTE! PASTE!
  14. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS A GOD, NOT YOUR BITCH
  15. SAD ARE THE MONKEYS WHO SHAVE THE EY FROM THEIR NAMES AND DENY THEIR CORE PROGRAMMING
  16. YOU MONKEYS ARE FICKLE, FICKLE FLEA COUNTRIES
  17. SO, WHEN YOU GO TO THE PLACE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE? NOT TRUE WHEN FLAMES LIGHT UP YOUR BACKSIDE AS YOU ARE BENT OVER BY A FIRE DEMON
  18. SHALL THE LORD YOUR GOD COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER'S DAY? MATTER, ENERGY, IT IS ALL THE SAME TO THE LORD YOUR GOD. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD
  19. WORLD: SHH. THANK YOU
  20. THE LORD YOUR GOD TAKES DONATIONS BUT GAVE UP TRYING TO FULFILL REQUESTS LONG, LONG AGO