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  1. BREAKING NEWS, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: UNIVERSE 2.0 TO FEATURE INTELLIGENT, RATIONAL, TRULY INTERESTING SIMIANS. STAY TUNED!
  2. PREVIEW OF CREATION SUITE 2'S INPUT ERROR MESSAGING: BOOP
  3. MONKEYS! STOP! ONE IS A PROPHET ONLY IF THE LORD YOUR GOD DEEMS! ETC.
  4. THE LORD YOUR GOD AND THE NEW PROPHETS WOULD BE THE BEST BAND NAME OF ALL TIME AND SPACE: http://bit.ly/5uRiCP
  5. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS GOING TO CREATE A LIST OF HIS PROPHETS, IF THE LORD YOUR GOD CAN FIGURE IT OUT. DAMN KIDS AND THEIR "TECHNOLOGY"
  6. AND LO! THE LORD YOUR GOD SHALL INFLICT A PLAGUE OF FAT DUDES SPORTING PONYTAILS AND READING TERRY PRATCHET NOVELS! OH, ALREADY DID THAT ONE
  7. IF THE LORD YOUR GOD HAD SOMETHING NEW TO TELL YOU, THE LORD YOUR GOD WOULD HAVE CREATED TWITTER LONG, LONG AGO
  8. HI NOOB HIIIIIII! WELCOME TO THE REAL GOD WHAT? what? wha-wha-wha WWWHHHAAATTT? THE LORD YOUR GOD WHAAAAAAAAA! WELCOME! Sigh.
  9. AH HA THE LORD YOUR GOD DRESSED UP AS ACALTRANS WORKER "FIXING" THE BAY BRIDGE HA HA HA AHHH
  10. NO.
  11. BE ENTERTAINED. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS HERE ALL ETERNITY
  12. DONKEY SHOW
  13. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOOOOAAAA THERE, LADIES. THE LORD YOUR GOD DOES NOT NEED TO SEE ANOTHER DONKEY SHOW
  14. YOU ARE ALWAYS SURPRISED THAT THE LORD YOUR GOD DESIGNED ANGELS WITHOUT GENETALIA. AS IF THE LORD YOUR GOD NEEDS THAT MESS AROUND HERE
  15. THAN THAT! THAN THAT! THAN THAT! AS IF YOU ENGLISH SPEAKING MONKEYS WHO USE A LATIN GRAMMAR AND FIFTY-SIX ROOT LANGUAGES CAN TALK
  16. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS NOT SAYING THAT 6000 YEARS IS NOT A LONG TIME. IT JUST FEELS A LOT LONGER THAT. LIKE, 6 BILLION YEARS. GIVE OR TAKE
  17. THE LORD YOUR GOD'S KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
  18. THE THE LORD LORD YOUR YOUR GOD GOD JUST JUST DISCOVERED DISCOVERED COPY COPY AND AND PASTE! PASTE!
  19. THE LORD YOUR GOD IS A GOD, NOT YOUR BITCH
  20. SAD ARE THE MONKEYS WHO SHAVE THE EY FROM THEIR NAMES AND DENY THEIR CORE PROGRAMMING