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  1. i left them motherless...fatherless...their souls danglin' inside-out from their mouths, but it's never enuuuuuuuuuff... 10:26 AM Nov 22nd from web
  2. @jznomg Ahaha! No, I'm like the Gandalf of internets fun-making. 10:26 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jznomg
  3. @jznomg It's only cuzza the newbie excitement that I've looked the other way. Once you've been married a while, that kinda thing won't fly. 10:07 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jznomg
  4. @ jznomg Ok Jason, that almost earned you a "STFU, marrieds!" honor...I'll let it go this one time. 9:56 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. @marykreta This is what my brain is saying right now: "Loooooola! Lo-lo-loooo-lo-looooo-la!" DAMMIT. 10:31 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to marykreta
  6. Last day of teaching for the term. Actually sad to see this crop of students move on. What the--SNAP OUT OF IT, ICE QUEEN!! 7:47 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. the wild poem is a substitute / For the woman one loves or ought to love, / One wild rhapsody a fake for another 3:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. @Neo0493 That run was the culprit w/ mister hangover. Only had 4 drinks, but my metabolism was all fired up, plus no dinner... DOH! 6:43 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to Neo0493
  9. Too much caffeine does not equal an excuse to run that far that fast. Especially when you smoke so much. 4:38 PM Nov 15th from web
  10. ...what kinds of distance and closeness we want, think we want, and can bear... 2:20 PM Nov 15th from web
  11. @marykreta Thanks Mary! You're the best!!!! 2:17 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to marykreta
  12. If it's "30 and flirty," is it also "31 and never fun"? 9:30 AM Nov 14th from web
  13. Um. It might be fair to say that I look a bit like Peter Pan today. 7:40 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. Love is the gift that keeps on taking 8:35 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. HI MARY KRETA 9:41 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. Stalker song: "I wanna be with you everywhere," Fleetwood Mac. At the store, at the gym. Just gettin' the mail. [Whispered]: EVERYWHERE! 9:21 PM Nov 3rd from web
  17. @hoodinternet A RESOUNDING YES. 9:24 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to hoodinternet
  18. @jznomg Congratulations, Jzn O! 7:08 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to jznomg
  19. Ever hailed a cab by waving a whip at it? I have. 12:24 PM Nov 1st from web
  20. Imagination is a powerful deceiver. 11:10 PM Oct 29th from web